You know what? Love one another!

YOU KNOW WHAT?
Love one another!

THERE ARE PEOPLE, WHO PRAY
THAT OTHERS MAY ROT IN HELL
BUT THAT IS NOT MY BELOVED
IESOUS AND MY WAY.

WE PRAY THAT ALL SOULS
FULFILL WITH A SMILE AND A DIMPLE
ON EARTH THEIR HOLY ROLES
WHEREVER THEY ARE, AND THAT
APPLIES TO ANYBODY'S KITCHEN
HEARTH BECAUSE IF THEY
DON'T THEY WILL GET ON THEIR
SKIN FROM ALL THEIR OWN POISON
MANY SPOTS AND A PIMPLE.

'WHO WANTS THAT?'
WILL ANY HOLY LITTLE GIRL
GOING TOWARDS
TEENAGEHOOD ASK, AND
THEREFORE, PRAYING FOR ALL,
ESPECIALLY FOR YOUR ENEMIES,
IS THE PARENTAL ADVICE TO
PREVENT FROM GOD'S GRACE
A CHILD'S FALL, EVEN THOUGH
IT MIGHT NOT BE THE ANSWER
TO GET MORE SPOTS IN HER FACE.

HORMONAL CHANGES ARE NORMAL
AND PART OF THE CIRCLE OF LIFE,
AS PROVES EVERY MONTH AGAIN
TO ME MY DELIGHTFUL ETERNAL
HEAVENLY WIFE.
AND I KNOW EVEN IN HER WORST
MOMENTS SHE WOULD ONLY
USE FOR CUTTING BREAD AND
CHEESE AN UNSHARPENED
KNIFE;

IF SHE CAN FIND ONE THAT IS,
I COULD ADD, BUT I DON'T
DARE ANYMORE AT HER TO HISS
AND BE BAD, OTHERWISE SHE MIGHT
AFTER ALL STILL GET AT ME MAD, AND THAT
WOULD FILL HER WITH REMORSE
AND MAKE HER FEEL AGAIN SO
BAD, THAT SHE HAS TO REPENT
AND DO PENANCE, ABOUT WHICH
I AM EVER SO UNSPEAKABLY GLAD:

AS I CAN COMFORT HER TEARS,
WHEN SHE IS IN MY ARMS EVER
SO HEAVENLY SAD, AND IN THE END
SHE ALWAYS DOES WITH MY HELP
HER OWN MOODS AND THE MOON'S CYCLE
COMPREHEND, AND THEN WE
MAKE UP ALWAYS AGAIN
WITH MANY A HUG AND A KISS,
BUT SHE NEVER EVER DOES AT ME,
NOT EVEN IN HER WORST MOMENTS
AT ME HISS, AS TO THAT WE BOTH
GIVE A MISS.

WE ARE A LOVING COUPLE IN HEAVEN,
AND IF GIVEN THE CHANCE ALSO ON
EARTH AGAIN TO REUNITE AS ONE IN FLESH
IN HOLY MATRIMONY WE WILL LEAD BY
EXAMPLE AND IN THIS MATTER ALSO
EVERYBODY ELSE'S LIFE AND HOLINESS
WITH ALL OUR COMBINED GIFTS
FREELY ENHANCE, AND FOR THAT WE
DO NOT NEED ANY KIND OF TRANCE.

WE SIMPLY KISS AND COOK AND DANCE,
AND FILL THE AIR WITH A NICE ROSE SCENT
THAT LETS OUR GOOD MOOD EVEN
FURTHERMORE TOWARDS OUR ENEMIES
RELENT. AS WE DO RECOMMEND TO
ALL, IN ORDER TO PREVENT THEIR HIGHEST
EVER FALL, TO GET PURIFIED AND MARRIED
BEFORE EASTER - IN LENT.

AND NEVER WEAR A HOLY RING THAT WAS NOT
INTENDED FOR FOR THEE, AS YOU MIGHT
REGRET THIS EVEN FOR ETERNITY.
IT HAS NEVER BEEN A GOOD IDEA
TO STEAL OR WANT SOMETHING THAT
DOTH BELONG TO YOUR NEIGHBOUR,
AS EVERYBODY GETS THEIR OWN FREE GIFTS
FROM GOD, AND ONLY IN THIS WAY WE
CAN PREVENT AND HEAL ALL MAN-MADE RIFTS,
AND BECOME ON EARTH HIS INFINITE LIGHT'S ROD.

LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR AS YOURSELF,
AND SERVE AND LOVE GOD,
THEN YOU WON'T BE WANTING TO COMMIT
AGAINST YOUR NEXT OF KIN EVEN THE TINIEST SIN
THAT IS ALREADY SO OBVIOUS THAT
EVERYONE CAN SEE NOT EVEN THE SHOESIZE
DOES IN THIS CASE FIT, AND STORIES LIKE THAT
SHOULD NOW REALLY DUSTED AWAY, ESPECIALLY
FROM MANY A MONASTERY'S OR CASTLE'S
BOOK SHELF.

NIGHTY-NIGHT, TO EACH OF OUR NEIGHBOUR,
SEE YOU AGAIN IN THE MORNING,
AND PUT ON FROM YOUR HEART YOUR
NICEST SMILE, AS YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE
SEEN AS VICIOUS, HYPOCRITICAL OR VILE?
WALK WITH US TO LOVING PEACE AND HARMONY
THE EXTRA-MILE, AND THEN YOU CAN STOP
YOUR ARTIFICIAL MOURNING OR
FROM PANTOESQUE KINDNESS FATIGUE YOUR
YAWNING.
COME ON, PUT IN SOME EXTRA HARD LABOUR,
AND BEHAVE YOURSELF, ESPECIALLY, IF YOU
HAVE TO WAKEN UP TO FRERE JACQUES AND HIS BELLS
AS YOUR NEIGHBOUR, WHO WILL SOON TEACH YOU ALL
FROM HIS CHAIR, HOW TO GET OUT
OF YOUR OWN SELF-CREATED HELLS
AND MAKE FROM A FALLEN APPLE
AGAIN A HOLY PEAR/PAIR.

LOVE FROM YOUR NEIGHBOUR
IN THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM ON EARTH
FROM A SLEEPING SOON BEAUTIFIED KITCHEN HEARTH
22ND DECEMBER 2008