
ANNOUNCEMENT BY MARY MAGDALA:
FINAL COURT SESSION
AT THE HEAVENLY THRONE
INCLUDING DISPUTATION
OF THE HOLY EUCHARIST
DEMONS, DEMONS,
ON THE FLOOR,
DEMONS, DEMONS,
ON THE DOOR.
DEMONS, DEMONS,
HERE AM I,
ASKING WHY
ARE YOU GETTING
REPEATEDLY ETERNALLY
ON MY NERVES WITH YOUR
LAME GAME DA CAPO,
ENCORE, DA CAPO, ENCORE,
DA CAPO, ENCORE, EN
GALORE, GALORE, GALORE,
UND SCHREIBT EUCH EIN
FUER ALLE MAL HINTERS OHR,
FALLS IHR NOCH HOEREN KOENNT,
THAT MARY MAGDALA WAS NEVER,
IS NOT AND WILL NEVER BE YOUR
BABYLON'S WHORE.
MY BELOVED JESUS TRIES TO
TRAIN MY IN YOUR EVER SO LIMITED
REPERTOIRE, BUT, QUITE FRANKLY,
THAT IS JUST NOT ME, AS I WILL
NEVER EVEN ENTER YOUR SPIRITUAL
PISSOIR, NEVER MIND YOUR BROTHELS
AND IN CASTLES AND MONASTERY
HIDDEN BAUDOIRS.
YOU MAKE ME SIMPLY FEEL SICK,
AS YOU DO NOT EVEN LOOK NICE
OR ARE DRESSED TASTEFULLY
AND ELEGANTLY, EBEN SCHICK.
YOU ARE ONLY EVER SO THICKLY
GEL AND PERMEATED THAT YOUR
HEARTS HAD TO UNDERGO
SURGERY FOR A DOUBLE-PACEMAKER
AS OTHERWISE YOU CANNOT KEEP
UP AS YOU ARE ONLY FAULTY CLONES OF GOD'S
TRUE AND ONLY HOLY CREATION -
YOU ARE SIMPLY AND APPALLING
HUMAN RACE-FAKERS.
YOU WOULD SO MUCH HAVE LIKED
ME NEVER TO FINISH JESUS PORTRAIT,
AS YOU KNOW THAT YOUR TIME IS UP SOON,
WHEN HE LETS HIS FACE PRINT ON A BALLOON,
AND THEN THE CHILDREN WILL INSIST THAT
THEIR PARENTS GET MARRIED AND STAY
OUT OF THE PUB OR GAMBLING DEN OR
OLD WESTERN SALOON, AND FLY INSTEAD
IN JESUS' DREAM BUBBLE WITH HIM
RATHER TO THE HOLY FATHER
TO THE MOON AND BACK, AND THEN
IT IS ALSO OVER WITH YOUR FREAKS,
WHO INTO OUR HOLY COMPUTERSYSTEMS
HACK, AS OUR CHILDREN, SO MEEK AND MILD,
DO NOT OF ANY EXTRAORDINARY SKILL
HAVE ANY KIND OF LACK, AND WILL TEACH
THOSE A LESSON THAT MAKES THEM THE
MASTER MUCH FASTER OVER THE ENEMIES
OF JESUS AND HIS BELOVED ETERNAL
HOLY ROSE.
AS WE ARE IN ETHER FROM ANY COMPUTER
BUG FREE AND WE HAVE BEEN SO FOR ALL
ETERNITY! I CAN ONLY LAUGH, WHEN YOU THINK
MEIN JESUS UND ICH ZAEHLEN IN UNSEREM SCHLAF
NUR DIE SCHAF'.
MON DIEU! QUEL BLEU ARE YOUR EYES, SO
BLAUAEUGIG, BUT YOU SEE, THAT IS WHAT
HAPPENS, WHEN YOU ONLY TRUST IN YOURSELF
INSTEAD OF GOD, AS THAT IS, HOW YOU FAIL
TO RECEIVE FREELY ALL HIS SPIRITUAL RICHES
AND GIFTS THAT ARE HELPING YOU TO EXPOSE
ALL LIES AND EVIL FROM THE DEVIL AND THAT
ENABLE YOU TO HEAL ALL DEMON- AND MAN-MADE
ILLUSIONARY RIFTS - AND THEY COME ABUNDANTLY,
WHEN YOU VOW TO GOD AND ALSO PROVE
ALWAYS AND AGAIN THAT YOU ARE ON EARTH
AS IN HEAVEN HIS LIGHTNING ROD.
SO, JESUS AND ME ARE EVEN BLESSING BEFORE
WE EAT OUR CHIPS AND COD, AND PRAY ALSO
THAT ONE DAY WE MIGHT FILL ONE MORE TIME,
ALTHOUGH WE DESIRE A CHILD WHO IS EVER
SO MILD AND DOES NOT GO TOO WILD, AND CAN
ALMOST FROM ALONE BUT THROUGH THE
HOLY SPIRIT IN PRAYER AND BY STUDYING
THE PSALMS AND THE RIGHT BIBLE IN THE SHELF
MAKE FROM YOU LOT AND OF GOD'S BEAUTIFUL
CREATION ALL THE RIGHT HOLY REASON AND
RHYME AND WILL WITH ALL THE MEEK, WHO ARE
NOT AT ALL WEAK LEADING A LIFE IN HOLINESS
WITH THE FUTURE GENERATION AND GROW
INTO A HAPPY AND UNIFIED HOLY NATION.
THE ONE HOLY NATION THAT IS THE HEAVENLY
KINGDOM ON EARTH, AND WE HAVE LONG STARTED
FROM OUR OWN KITCHEN HEARTH.
I DONT' KNOW, WHY PEOPLE TRY TO TWIST AND SHOUT
THAT NOBODY SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND JESUS'
PATH OF LOVE FROM HEAVEN ABOVE -
I HAVE NO PROBLEMS SO FAR TO MAKE SENSE,
AND I SIMPLY LEAD BY EXAMPLE AND NULLIFY
WITHOUT EVEN THE NEED OF ELOQUENCE
ANY ATTEMPT OF ANY DEMON ON GOD AND
JESUS' HOLY EUCHARIST TO TRAMPLE.
I HAVE LONG ARRIVED IN JERUSALEM, THE HEAVENLY CITY,
AS I AM ALREADY LIVING THERE - IT IS IN ME AS IT COULD BE
ALSO IN THEE! IT IS IN OUR HEARTS ALONE, AND THE ONLY
TICKET YOU NEED IS TO BE FREE OF THE BONDAGE AND
SLAVERY AND GREED THAT COMES WITH THE MEMBERSHIP
OF THE WRONG SOCIETY AND CHURCH THAT IS RULED
THROUGH THE ILLUSIONS AND WIDESPREAD ECONOMICAL
INTRUSIONS OF THOSE UNHOLY SOULS WEARING A CONE
AND ARE INSTEAD OF FULFILLING THEIR HOLY ROLES
PRETENDING TO BE EVEN IN THE CITY OF LONDON
A MOST HOLY DRONE.
HOW THAT MAKES MY BELOVED IESOUS AND ME EVER
SO SICK! AND ALL THE MYSTERIOUS BUGS, THAT ARE
EVER SO SUSPICIOUS AND NOT AT ALL NUTRITIOUS,
AS WHO CAN STILL AFFORD TO EAT APPROPRIATELY
AND WORK FOR THE SLAVEDRIVERS IN AN UNHARMONIOUS
ACCORD, PLAYING 'ONE HAPPY WORKING FAMILY' -
HA! YOU ARE ONLY ADMITTING EVER SO SECRETLY YOUR
ILLUSIONARY SANDCASTLE BUILDERS WITHOUT ANY KIND OF HOLY
CORNERSTONE - UNLIKE WREN OR SCHLAUN.
ALL BEHAVING LIKE LITTLE CHILDREN, WHO HAVE NOT
YET HAD THE CHANCE WITH KNIGHTLY AND KINGLY
COSTUMES THEIR CHILDHOOD DREAMS TO ENHANCE.
AND THEN, AS EVEN THEIR INCOMES WAS EVENTUALLY
ALSO ONLY EVER IN INVENTED NUMBERS DREAMED UP, WHEN THEY
INSTEAD OF WORSHIPPING GOD WITH THE RIGHT APOSTOLIC
CREED IN THE LEGITIMATE SUCCESSION, AND BEING
FAITHFUL TO THE HOLY SACRAMENTS BETRAYED ALSO
JESUS' HOLY EUCHARISTIC CUP.
I TELL YOU NOW - YOU DO INDEED OUR PRAYERS
IN MANY, MANY MULTI-FACETED LAYERS, AS YOU
HAVE PURPOSEFULLY BEEN FROM GOD STRAYERS,
INCLUDING MANY AN UNFAITFHUL PRIESTLY DRONE,
AND SOME OF YOU ARE STILL UNASHAMEDLY
AS SERVERS, SUB-DEACONS, DEACONS, PRIESTS
AND BISHOPS AND UP THE HEAVENLY LADDER
WEARING SOME KIND OF GOLDEN CALF CONE!
NO BLUSHING AND RED-FACEDNESS ANYMORE
AND OPEN COMMITTING OF SIN AGAINST YOUR
NEXT OF KIN:
YOU SIMPLY ARE FOREVERMORE FOR MONEY,
MONEY, MONEY AND NOT FOR THE LAND, IN WHICH
FLOWS EVER SO FREELY GOD'S MILK AND HONEY,
RUSHING.
YOU RAPE YOUR CHILDREN AND WIVES, AND
ALSO MANY OTHERS SISTERS AND BROTHERS,
FATHERS AND MOTHERS. YOU ABORT THEIR
FRUIT, AND EVEN SEND MOBILE UNITS TO SCHOOLS
WITHOUT THE KNOWLEDGE OR PARENTS TO
SPREAD THE EVIL INSTEAD OF JESSE'S
MOST PUREST ROOT.
THEN YOU HAVE THE NERVE AND I DO NOT
CONSIDER YOUR EVIL ATTITUDE AS
VERVE, TO GO EVEN A STEP FURTHER AND
OFFER YOUR 'HEALING PROPERTIES' AND YOUR
INCOMPETENCE AND IMPERTINENCE TO TREAT
YOUR VERY OWN CRIMES AGAINST GOD'S FAMILY
THICKLY PASTED WITH ANY KIND OF STAINS AND
PHYSICAL AND SPIRITUAL GRIMES FOR
RIDICULOUSLY HIGHEST FEES.
AND JESUS AND ME AND WHAT IS LEFT OF
THE HOLY FAMILY ARE STILL PRAYING FOR YOU,
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! BECAUSE THAT IS
THE DIFFERENCE FROM OUR CHURCH TO YOUR
EVIL DEVIL'S DEN, THAT WE NEVER GIVE UP
HOPE, FAITH AND LOVE, EVEN IF YOU TRY
YOUR ALL TO PREVENT US FROM MANIFESTING
ON EARTH, WHAT IS ALREADY IN PLACE AND
IN BEST WORKING ORDER IN HEAVEN ABOVE.
THAT INCLUDES ALSO JESUS' AND MY LOVE,
AS HE AND ME HAVE ALSO HAD AGAIN TO LEARN
FOR EACH OTHER ANEW IN THE CONTEMPORARY
WAY TO YEARN, AND SO HE TEACHES ME ALL
HIS TRICKS AND KNOWLEDGE AND I TRY NOT
TO GET TOO WORKED UP ABOUT HIS JESTER
PLAY WITH ME AND HIS PRETENDING NOT TO KNOW
THE RIGHT HEAVENLY FOR AN EARTHLY SITUATION
QUICK FIX.
HE EVEN, JUST LIKE BEDE ONCE WROTE, AND HE
REALLY IN EVERY INCARNATION, FROM A PLACE REMOTE
ADDS A FEW MORE PICK- AND MIX-INCANTATION JUST TO SEE,
HOW I COPE THIS TIME WITH MY ADORATION FOR HIM
AND MY JEALOUSY. HE HAD TO WAIT UNTIL HE ALSO
GREW ME A BIT MORE UP, BUT YOU KNOW, HE WILL
ALWAYS CALL ME CHILD, WHEN HE THINKS HE IS RIGHT,
AND TRIES TO SIMPLY AVOID A MARITAL FIGHT, AND
GOES INSTEAD WITH THE ME IN OUR LOVE'S BUBBLE
TO THE MOON ON A FLIGHT.
THAT IS, HOW WE SOMETIMES SPEND IN OUR DREAM
TOGETHER THE NIGHT.
OR HE WAKES ME UP WITH A WORD ON MY MIND,
THAT WILL SEND THE DEVIL, ONCE I HEAR IT MORE
CLEARLY AGAIN TO THE GRIND, AND GONE AND
EXPOSED IS ANOTHER WEB OF EVIL. GOD BLESS
MY OXFORD AMERICAN AND ENGLISH DICTIONARY
AND ALL MY SYNONYM BOOKS AND
INTERNATIONAL LECTIONARY.
MY JESUS SAYS I AM A WORKOHOLIC - AND I HEAR
HIM LAUGH AGAIN, WHEN AS THE NEXT RHYMING
WORD COMES CHOCOHOLIC - AS THAT IS, WHAT
HE IS, WHEN HE IS NOT FIGHTING HIS HABIT
TO DRAG ME INTO THE CHURCH KITCHEN FOR
A QUICK BEFORE MASS FAG. AND THAT I BETTER
LEAVE OUT IN THIS POEM AS A TAG.
AND HE TEACHES ME ALSO THE LOCAL DIALECT
AND VOCABULARY, AND I HAVE ALSO STARTED
TO USE IT BUT THAT IS SOMETIMES A BIT TOO,
HOW CAN I SAY IT WITHOUT OFFENDING ANYONE,
''CONTEMPORARY, HON'.
HE MAKES ME AWAKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
WITH HEAT OR WITH A CHILL OR LETS ME DREAM OF
A BEAUTIFUL CRYSTAL CLEAR LAKE, IN WHICH DOES
NOT DARE TO LIVE ANY KIND OF MANDRAKE AND
THAT IS ALSO FREE AT THE EMBANKMENT OF ANY
KIND OF SNAKE.
THAT MUST BE IN IRELAND THEN, AS THAT IS WHAT
I AM READING AT THE MOMENT AT BEDE, VON DEM
SCHON VOR LANGER ZEIT MAL WAR DIE REDE, BEVOR
DIE VERSCHIEDENEN KIRCHEN IN ALLE NAEPFE GETRETEN
SIND, (I AM NOT SAYING, WHAT HE IS SWEARING RIGHT NOW
AS I WANT HIM IN HIS VOCABULARY TO PURIFY AND IN
HOLINESS AGAIN TO GROW, AS THAT IS NO LANGUAGE
FOR A CHILD THAT IS HOLY AND MEEK AND MILD.)
UND IN EINE UNENDLICHE FEHDE.
COME ON, BOYS, OF ALL THE CHURCHES, AND ALSO
ALL ROIS, ROYALS, KNIGHTS AND WHATNOT - STOP
ARGUING AND FIGHTING AND BEHAVE LIKE YOU
ARE THE DEVIL AND YOUR DAMES THE RATS
IN THE LURCHES! SIMPLY SAY STOP NOW IN YOUR MIND,
AND SEND ANY DESTRUCTIVE THOUGHT AND
ALL WEAPONS IN IRON WROUGHT TO HEAVEN'S GRIND,
AND ONLY IN LOVE AND WISDOM AND MUCH
HOLY AND PURIFYING AND INSPIRING DISCUSSION
WITHOUT ANY KIND OF NASTY REPERCUSSION
A PEACEFUL AND MOST LOVING SOLUTION
FOR THE ONE HOLY CATHOLIC CHURCH FIND!
IS THAT A WORD? I SUGGEST A COMPLETE
AMNESTY FOR ALL, WHO REPENT IN THEIR
HEARTS AND SOULS TRUTHFULLY - AND THEN,
JESUS WILL JUDGE THEIR DEGREE OF SIN
AND PASS ON A FAIR JUDGMENT THAT THEY
CAN THEN SERVE FOR GOD AND MAKE UP,
FOR WHAT THEY HAVE DONE AGAINST
THEIR NEXT OF KIN.
THE FIRST STEP IS TO SAY SORRY AND ASK
GOD AND JESUS FOR FORGIVENESS, AND THEN
JESUS WILL SEE, WHAT IS BEST FOR EACH SOUL
IN THE PROSPECT OF ETERNITY.
BUT FOR THAT WE ALL NEED TO SHOW RESPECT,
AND UTMOST OBEDIENCE AND HUMILITY AND
ALWAYS ACT UPON THE LIVING WORD, I KNOW
IT CAN BE QUITE SCARY AND IS OFTEN QUITE
HAIRY, AS IT DEMANDS ONLY EVER THE VERY
BEST SOLUTION, SOMETIMES WITH AND SOMETIMES
WITHOUT SIMPLY KISS AND HUGS INSTEAD
OF ELOCUTION.
BUT WE MUST STOP IMMEDIATELY WITH HOLINESS'
PERSECUTION AS GOD WILL NOW TAKE TO TASK,
WHO STILL PURPOSEFULLY COMMIT AGAINST
OTHERS IN THE NAME OF THE GOLDEN CALF
OR OTHER FALLEN GODS AND ANGELS MIND'S
INTRUSION AND TRY TO FEED INNOCENT CHILDREN
ALL THE WRONG MIND'S AND HEART'S INFUSION.
AND THAT IS NOW THE HEAVENLY COURT'S
FINAL SESSION'S CONCLUSION.
MARY MAGDALA
JESUS PERSONAL DALAIGH AND ETERNAL BELOVED
ONE AND ONLY SPOUSE, WHO IS WAITING FOR HIM TO RETURN TO HER
AND TO CELEBRATE EVER SO NICELY AND SOLEMNLY
THE HOLY EUCHARIST IN A NUPTIAL MASS IN HIS
RENEWED AND PURIFIED FATHER'S HOUSE.
Sigrid Agocsi
16th January 20+K+M+B09



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