TREASURY OF THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM ON EARTH: PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

TREASURY
OF THE
HEAVENLY KINGDOM
ON EARTH:

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

HEREBY IS ANNOUNCED THAT ALL
HEAVENLY TREASURES THAT ARE
BEYOND ANY EARTHLY MEASURES
AND ARE ENTRUSTED TO THE MAGI,
OUR MOST FAITHFUL BROTHERS,
WHO ARE GUARDING ALSO THE
TWO MARYS AND THE HOLY FAMILY,
ARE TO BE DISTRIBUTED GRADUALLY
AND UNCONDITIONALLY TO FEED
THE TEN THOUSAND SEVEN BY SEVEN BY
BY SEVEN SEVEN, IN SHORT: ALL OF GOD'S
ONE HOLY NATION, WHO ARE FULFILLING
GRACEFULLY AND OBEDIENTLY IN
UTMOST HUMILITY ON EARTH
AS IN HEAVEN THEIR DESTINY.

THOSE, WHO ARE PURPOSEFULLY
AND DISOBEDIENTLY STILL COMMIT
AGAINST GOD AND HIS BELOVED BEGOTTEN
SON AND HIS HOLY EUCHARIST HIGH TREASON
AND EVEN PLAN HIS AND HIS FAMILY'S ANNIHILATION
WILL BE TAKEN BY HIM TO TASK, AND HE WILL
SOON UNANNOUNCEDLY KNOCK ON THEIR DOOR
AND FROM THEM REPENTANCE AND ACCOUNTABILITY
AND RESPONSIBILITY FOR EVERY SINGLE SIN AGAINST
THEIR NEXT OF KIN ASK.

THEY ARE STILL TO BE FED WITH THE LIVING WORD,
BUT THEY WILL FROM NOW ON HAVE TO UNDERGO
A LONG PROCESS OF PURIFICATION AND SPIRITUAL
CLARIFICATION AND WILL HAVE TO OFFER THEIR
ABDICATION FROM ANY PREVIOUSLY GRANTED
PRIVILEGES AND IF PERSISTENTLY PLAYING UNHOLY
LAME GAMES THEIR SOULS WILL BE PERMANENTLY
REMOVED FROM THE BOOK OF LIFE, ESPECIALLY,
WHEN THEY AIM AT MY BELOVED MARY MAGDALA'S
ABOLITION AND ANNIHILATION AS MY WIFE OR THAT
OF MY CHILDREN JACOB AND ZARA-ZARAI, WHO ARE
ALSO PART OF MY HOLY FAMILY.

AND THOSE, WHO HAVE STOLEN PART OF THE
HEAVENLY TREASURE FROM THE MAGI IN FRANCE
IN LORRAINE ARE COMMANDED TO HAND IT BACK
TO ITS RIGHTFUL HOLY DOMAINE.
THEY DO BETTER START RIGHT NOW THEIR CONSCIENCE
AND HOLINESS TO ENHANCE AND STOP USING
FOR THEIR PRAYERS ANY UNHOLY LAYERS
AND ANY KIND OF TRANCE.

WORRY NOT, WE SHALL GET YOU ALL ON TRACK
EVENTUALLY OR YOU WILL BE STRUCK OFF THE
BOOK OF LIFE FOR GOOD
WITH NOT THE SLIGHTEST BLOODY COUGH
AS I AM NO LONGER FOR YOUR LIES AND DECEIT
AND HIGH TREASON IN THE MOOD AS I HAVE
SEEN AND HEARD ENOUGH OF YOUR GREEDY
RHYME AND REASON IN ANY GIVEN INCARNATION
AND SEASON!

AS YOU ALL HAVE HAD FROM THE BEGINNING
OF CREATION HAD YOUR PURPOSE IMPRINTED
ON YOUR FOREHEAD - YOU SEE, I MARKED
YOU ALL LONG BEFORE THE BEAST! BUT I
GAVE YOU STAMPS THAT YOU CAN REMOVE
AGAIN, IF YOU ARE CHOOSING TO DO THE
DECENT THING AND FINALLY ACCEPT VOLUNTARILY
THAT MARY MAGDALA AND ME, IESOUS,
CHRISTUS REX, HAVE BEEN ALWAYS AND WILL
BE ALWAYS AGAIN THE MOST LOVING COUPLE,
HUSBAND AND WIFE IN HOLY MATRIMONY
AS I SO MUCH WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU ALL
AT OUR WEDDING FEAST AND WITNESS, HOW
I WILL PUT ON HER FINGER FINALLY HER
ETERNAL WEDDING RING.

RIGHT NOW SHE IS LOOKING LIKE A SCARE CROW
FROM ALL THE TEARS SHE IS CRYING FOR THE
LOSSES WE SUFFERED AND THERE WAS NO
CONDOLENCES OR HEALING OR PRAYERS TO
HER OFFICIALLY BY MY SUPPOSED CHURCH
OFFERED! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF HER
APPALLING CRUEL TREATMENT AND ANNIHILATION
OF HER ROLE, AS SHE ALWAYS AND AGAIN DID AND
WILL SACRIFICE HERSELF AND SERVE GOD AND ME
IN UTMOST OBEDIENCE AND HUMILITY
TO A DEGREE THAT YOU CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND,
WHEN SHE SERVES YOU SMILINGLY DESPITE
HER KNOWING YOU OVER AND AGAIN ANNIHILATED HER
AND MINE DESTINY YOUR LATE AFTERNOON TEA.

IT IS MUCH MORE REFINED THAN THE BREW THAT
YOU USUALLY HAVE, YOU TRAITORS, ACCOMPANYING
YOUR UNHOLY AND UNFAIRLY TRADED JUNK-FOOD STEW.
SHE STILL PRAYS WITH ME, FOR SHE HAS THAT ALSO
STAMPED ON HER FOREHEAD, THAT YOU MIGHT ONE
DAY AFTER ALL BE READY TO JOIN OUR PURIFIED
AND RENEWED ANGLICAN-CATHOLIC CHURCH CREW
IN CELIBACY OR IN HOLY MATRIMONY AND SERVE
WITH US GOD AND BE WITH US ON EARTH AS IN
HEAVEN HIS LIGHTNING ROD.

AND SHE HAS ALSO HAD ENOUGH WITH ALL THE
INTERFERENCE IN HER APPLES- AND PEARS
ELECTRONIC POD. AS SHE LOVES ALL THINGS
TO BE SHARED FREELY AS WE ARE BEING GIVEN
ALL FREELY BY GOD, AND THAT INCLUDES THE
CONSUMPTION OF FISH AND COD.

SO, DOMREMY, FA, SOL, LA, TI, DO,
WATCH OUT, AND LISTEN, TO MY BELOVED
MIRI-MARY MAGDALA, AND FOLLOW
HER INTO HER DOMAINE OF HOLLALADEEYOH -
IT IS MY TRY TO CHEER HER UP, TO JODLE,
BUT I AM NOT VERY GOOD AT IT, YOU KNOW,
BUT ANYTHING, IF IT HELPS TO MAKE YOU
GIVE US BACK AND RECOGNIZE MY BELOVED
HOLY ROSE, MY MARY MAGDALA, AS MY
ONE AND ONLY TRULY PRECIOUS HEAVENLY
AND HOLY CUP.

I PRAY WITH HER THAT YOU ALL IN HOLINESS
NOW WANT TO GROW AND THAT I CAN REMOVE
THE STAMPS AND LABELS THAT ARE LESS FLATTERING
FROM YOUR FOREHEAD AGAIN AT THE
HEAVENLY JUDGMENT THRONE,
AND THAT ALSO APPLIES TO ANY
UNFAITHFUL THE GOLDEN CALF
WORSHIPPING PRIESTLY DRONE SECRETLY
WEARING A CONE, AS MY MIRI-MARY
ALREADY HAS POINTED THE FINGER
AT EACH OF YOU, AND ALTHOUGH SHE
DOES, SHE STILL LOVES ME AND YOU!

ISN'T THAT JUST AMAZING - THAT ALTHOUGH
MOST OF YOU BLACK SHEEP ARE AT THE
COST OF THE INNOCENT ONES ARE IN A FAKE
SUN ARE GRAZING, SHE FORGIVES YOU ALL
OVER AGAIN, AND ASKS FOR YOU FROM ME TO BE
GIVEN YET ANOTHER CHANCE!
YOU MUST BE CRAZY TO DENY HER AS YOUR
CHAMPION OR MASCOT - AS SHE SPORTS
MORE FAIR-PLAY THAN ANYBODY COULD
COPE WITH, AND THAT IS WHY I HEREBY
DECLARE HER HEREWITH OFFICIALLY
MY CONSORT AT MY SIDE, AND I PROMISE
THAT NOBODY MAY NO LONGER TAKE
HER WITHOUT MY EXPLICIT PERMISSION
FOR A RIDE.

(MAYBE SOMETIMES FOR MY HARMLESS
PLAISIR THAT SPICES UP OUR LOVE-LIFE
AND MAKES HER EVER SO NICELY REPENT,
SO THAT I GET THE CHANCE MY HOLINESS
ALSO EVERMORE TO ENHANCE, ALTHOUGH
I DO NOT REALLY NEED TO, AND NEITHER
DOES SHE - BUT YOU SEE, THAT IS THE
SECRET OF A REALLY GOOD MARRIAGE
THAT HAS LASTED TRULY FOR ETERNITY).

SO, TO SUM IT UP: ACKNOWLEDGE NOW
OR NEVER MY HOLY GRAIL, MY ETERNAL
SPOUSE, MARY MAGDALA, AND MY
CHILDREN, AS MARY IS MY ONE AND ONLY
SACRED CUP, WHOM I HAVE FILLED
WITH SEED OF SANCTITY AND OUR BABIES
ALSO DESERVE TO FULFILL IN THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM
THEIR DESTINY.

I DID HAVE ONE SYMBOLICALLY
MADE OF GOLD, GIVEN TO ME BY THE MAGI,
AND THAT I WOULD LIKE BACK, AND I
DO NOT APPRECIATE THAT GOD'S ENEMIES
STILL TRY INTO HER COMPUTER,WHEN
RESEARCHING ITS WHEREABOUTS, THEY DO HACK,
AS THAT DOES PROVE SOME BASIC
RESPECT'S LACK.

THE HOLY GRAIL, AS YOU KNOW, CANNOT
BE SIMPLY SENT BY ROYAL OR OTHER
UNRELIABLE MAIL. SO, LET US GET ON MY
SHIP AND EXCHANGE THE GIFTS THAT
WILL HEAL BETWEEN ALL TRIBES ALL
MAN-MADE ILLUSIONARY RIFTS AND
LET US BACK TO MY BELOVED ETERNAL
SPOUSE SAIL, FOR WHOM I SO YEARN,
AND TO WHOSE FATHER I PROMISED
ON HIS URN, THAT I WILL MARRY HER,
AND THAT IS WHY HE SMILED SO MUCH,
AS HE COULD AS A MAN OF THE WORLD
AS OF HEAVEN JUST IMAGINE OUR FIRST
EMBRACE UPON OUR REUNION AND THE
INTENSITY OF OUR FIRST EMBRACE
AND TOUCH.

THIS, I KNOW, WILL BE ALL TOO MUCH
FOR HER, BUT SHE PROMISED ME
THAT THIS TIME SHE WILL NOT RUN
AWAY, AS SHE WOULD BE HORRIFIED
HER ETERNAL BRIDEGROOM TO DISOBEY
AND I PRAY THAT THIS TIME THERE WILL
BE NO DELAY BECAUSE NOWADAYS
THE ROBES ARE LESS DIFFICULT
TO BE ARRANGED IN A SPLENDID ARRAY.

CHRISTUS REX
JESUS CHRIST
IHS
IC
TO MY BELOVED MIRI-MARY MAGDALA,
MY ETERNAL SPOUSE, HER HUSBAND
FOR ETERNITY, WITH WHOM I SO MUCH
HOPE TO SOON HAVE MY FAVOURITE
AFTERNOON-TEA.
12TH JANUARY 2009

Sigrid Agocsi