MEET YOUR MASTER JESUS

MEET YOUR MASTER

I HAVE LEARNT IN MANY A SEMINAR
IN MARKETING AND PR THAT LANGUAGE
IS AN ART THAT MUST MAKE ITSELF
ALSO USEFUL - AND TO MAKE SOUND
EVERYTHING NICER THAN IS THE REALITY;
AND SURE ENOUGH THAT IS THE UNHOLY
HYPOCRIT'S DAILY BREAD - LIES AND DECEIT
AND PROFANITY, SO MUCH SO THAT S/HE
CALLS WITH A VILE GRINNING SMILE
A TRUE WORSHIPPER OF GOD
DELUSIONAL, OBSESSED, SUFFERING FROM
INSANITY.

I ALSO LEARNT IN A SEMINAR OF PR
THAT WE MUST MEET PEOPLE, WHERE THEY ARE
AT - IN MANNER AND LANGUAGE AND
STYLE AND IMITATE AND
REPEAT AFTER THEM, EVEN IF IT MEANS
TO SOUND EVER SO VULGAR, CONTEMPTUOUS AND VICIOUS
AND VILE, IN ORDER TO MAKE THEM
AWARE OF THEIR HABITS, WHICH CLEARLY SHOW
THAT THEY HAVE IN FACT NO GREATER
A COMMITMENT TO GOD
THAN A RABBIT AND SIMPLY COVER UP
THAT THEY ARE NOT REALLY ON THE RIGHT SHIP
BUT IN FACT ABOUT ALL MATTERS OF FAITH
AS FAR AS THEY CAN FROM THE HOLY SEE AWAY
AND FROM GOD ASTRAY ROW.

I SUDDENLY REMEMBERED THIS EVER SO IMPORTANT
LAW OF SPEAKING IN THE RIGHT TONGUE TO YOU -
TO ALL THOSE, WHO FEEL POINTED AT THROUGH
MY SOUNDING OUT FINGER THAT IS - AS REFINED
LIVING WORDS SEEM NOT TO HAVE MADE ANY IMPACT
ON YOU SO FAR, AND SO TAKING YOUR WORDS
INTO MY MOUTH IS ONLY ANOTHER LAST CHANCE
IN THE SPIRIT OF LOVE FROM HEAVEN ABOVE
FOR YOU THAT I GRANT YOU ONE MORE TIME
AS A LAST STRAW:

AS MOST OF YOU, WHATEVER YOUR
POSITION STILL WAIT THAT JESUS' ETERNAL BRIDE
WILL FINALLY SHUT UP AND EVERMORE FROM YOU
FOR YET ANOTHER INCARNATION SILENTLY WILL BE
SLANDERED ABOUT BEING HER BELOVED SPOUSE'S
TREASURE AND FOR YOU TO EVERMORE DESECRATE
HIS HOLY EUCHARISTIC CUP, AND TO MAKE US
DISAPPEAR WITH AS MUCH HUMILIATION
AS YOU CAN COUGH UP IN YET ANOTHER
CHARACTER ASSISI/A-SISSI-/ASSASSINATION
OR ANNIHILATION.

FOR A START: I WAS, AM AND NEVER WILL BE -
A WHORE! AS I POINT AT MY FINGER AT YOU
AND SAY THAT IT IS YOUR OWN DIRTY PHANTASY
THAT IS ROTTEN TO THE CORE THAT MAKES
YOU THINK THAT A HOLY WOMAN CAN FROM
THE HOLY EUCHARISTIC CUP DRINK AND
THEN FULFILL THE MOST DEGRADING ACT
OF HUMANITY AS A DAILY CHORE?

I DON'T THINK SO!!! YOU SEE, I AM NOT
DISPUTING AT ALL THAT I AM A SINNER
AND IN THIS SAD LAME GAME OF YOURS
THERE CAN FOR A TRUE DEVOTEE OF
JESUS CHRIST AND A WORSHIPPER OF GOD
BE IN YOUR EVIL WORD, THOUGHT AND DEED
AND VIOLATION OF THE CREED NOT AT ALL
BE A WINNER, WHEN YOU FROM GOD'S GRACE
FOR ETERNITY AND FROM THE HEAVENLY
INTO YOUR OWN MIND'S HELL PIT FALL!

EVEN KIND OF NICE AND HELPFUL NEIGHBOURS
SAY TO ME ON OCCASION - 'YOU KNOW I HAVE
ALSO PHANTASIES ABOUT JESUS! HE IS SO
HANDSOME AND GOOD LOOKING, AND IT
MUST BE NICE TO HAVE MAYBE A SERVANT
AROUND AND NOT HAVING TO AS HIS
WIFE WORK HARD AND BE EVERY DAY
WASHING AND COOKING.

AS SURELY AS A PRIEST OR MASTER
HE MUST HAVE MANY PRIVILEGES AND
A LOT OF STATUS, AND, MIND YOU,
PROBABLY TRAVELS THESE DAYS ALSO
A LOT AND EVER FASTER.
WHAT A GREAT LIFE TO BE JESUS' OR
A PRIEST'S WIFE!'

THAT IS, WHAT I HEAR, IN WHAT IS STILL
A RELATIVELY NAIVE AND IGNORANT
PHANTASY BUT ALREADY A SIN - AS THEY
VERY WELL THAT HE HAS ALREADY AN
ETERNAL SPOUSE AND THAT SHE IS HELPING
HIM TO BUILD ON EARTH AS IN HEAVEN
CONTINUOUSLY HIS FATHER'S HOUSE.
BUT YOUR MIND DOES NOT CARE, WHETHER
YOU PUT HOLINESS AND DECENCY AND
DIGNITY AND TRUE LOVE AND PURITY
OF ANOTHER SISTER OR BROTHER, OR OF A
FATHER AND MOTHER EVERY DAY TO PLEASE YOUR
CHEAP ILLUSIONS THROUGH THE GRIND!

AND YOU SIMPLY LEAVE THE EVIDENCE
OF YOUR MESS AND THE RESULTS OF YOUR
LACK OF GUILT THAT YOU NEVER TO GOD
CONFESS ALL AROUND YOU BEHIND.
HAVE YOU ANY IDEA, WHAT IT REALLY ENTAILS,
TO BE JESUS CHRIST IN EVERY INCARNATION?

I CAN FEEL YOUR PLAIN GAZE INTO THE EXCUSE
OF IGNORANCE AND 'MISUNDERSTANDING':
WELL, THEN I WILL GIVE YOU A LITTLE INSIGHT
INTO THE WORLD OF JESUS AND MARY MAGDALA,
AND HOW MUCH SUFFERS GOD UNDER YOUR
DENIAL OF HIS SON, ALTHOUGH YOU KNOW HE WAS, IS
AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE ONE AND ONLY MESSIAH,
AS HE KNOWS ALL OF OUR HAIRS AND ALL OF GOD'S NAMES,
AND SOME I DO KNOW, TOO, AND THEY ARE: EL ELJON,
EL SHADDAI, JEJA, JEHOVAH.

AND I NEVER BULLY MY BELOVED IESOUS INTO WANTING
MORE AND MORE SECRET KNOWLEDGE AND RICHES,
AS THAT ONLY DO EVIL INTENTED AND POWERLUSTING
DECEITFUL HOLY CHILDREN AND WOMEN AND FAMILY
CURSING WITCHES, AND I THINK, YOU YOURSELF CALL
THEM SOMETIMES BITCHES.

YOU SEE, I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU THIS TIME
TRULY UNDERSTAND, WHAT I AM SAYING. DO YOU GET ME?
AND I PRAY - THAT IS TALKING TO GOD - THAT YOU WON'T
ANYMORE FROM CHRIST'S TRUE ONE AND HOLY CATHOLIC
AND APOSTOLIC CHURCH GO ASTRAY!

SO, LET US SEE - THESE WERE A LOT OF WORDS: LET US
THEREFORE START WITH JESUS CHRIST -
HE WAS, IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE GOD'S ONE AND ONLY
BELOVED, BEGOTTEN (AND, YES, ALSO BETROTHED,
MEANING MARRIED IN HEAVEN AND ON EARTH, TO MARY
MAGDALA)SON, WHO HAD FROM HIS BIRTH FROM ONE
CORNER OF THE WORLD TO THE OTHER FROM HIS
ASSASSINATORS WITH HIS FAMILY TO RUN, AND THE
AMOUNT OF WHAT HE AND HIS WIFE AND HIS FAMILY
HAD TO SUFFER HAS EVEN IN YOUR STANDARDS
NO COMPETITION, AS MOST OF MANKIND STILL WANTS
OUR ABOLITION, AND SO OUR FAMILY HAS
THROUGH YOUR ATTITUDE A STATUS THAT IS
NEXT TO NONE.

THE TRUE AND ONE HOLY CATHOLIC AND APOSTOLIC
CHURCH - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IT DOES NOT
ENTAIL THAT MARY MAGDALA WILL BE ANY KIND OF
WORLDLY QUEEN AT THE SIDE OF JESUS (WE DID
TRY THAT ALSO OUT IN VERY VICIOUS TIMES TO
TRY TO LIMIT YOUR BLOODY CHOICES AND TO CURB
YOUR TEMPERS AND TO CALM DOWN YOUR RAISED
VOICES) BUT SIMPLY HIS OTHER HALF, WHO SHARES
IN HIS BURDEN FROM OUR OWN KITCHEN HEARTH
ON EARTH. WHAT IS SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND
IN 'TRUE AND ONE HOLY CATHOLIC AND APOSTOLIC
CHURCH'?

IT SEEMS THAT THE DEVIL HAS FOR TOO LONG
PUT SAND IN YOUR EYES AND ON YOUR SENSES,
SO THAT YOU CANNOT HEAR AND SEE WITHOUT
HIS FAULTY CONTACT LENSES!
AS WHEN THERE IS THE SLIGHTEST WIND OR
HEAT, THEN YOU CANNOT EVEN IN PEACE AND QUIET
SATISFY YOUR ALLERGY LADEN LUSTFUL DESIRING
AND SIN ADMIRING FLESH AND MEAT.

TOO ABSTRACT FOR YOU? YES, I ADMIT, I NEED
TO MAKE IT MORE PLAIN TO YOU - MAYBE I SHOULD
SIMPLY SAY, THAT MOST OF THE EVIL IN THIS WORLD
IS BASED ON TOTAL AND UTTER AND UNHOLY,
THERE YOU ARE, THERE IS A FAVOURITE WORD
OF YOURS COMING: 'BULLSHIT'!

WHAT IS THERE NOT TO COMPREHEND -
JESUS SAID CLEARLY THAT HE WANTS EVERYBODY
TO REMEMBER HIS SACRIFICE IN HIS HOLY EUCHARIST,
HIS BODY AND HIS BLOOD! AND HE ALSO INSTRUCTED
PETER TO BUILD FOR THAT SOME KIND OF EDIFICE.
AND, YES, IT IS TRUE, THAT SOME APOSTLES GOT
SOME THINGS INITIALLY ALSO WRONG BUT YOU SEE,
THAT IS THE GREAT THING ABOUT JESUS WAY OF
LOVE AND FORGIVENESS AND MARY MAGDALA'S REPENTANCE:

AS WHEN YOU CONFESS YOUR SIN AGAINST YOUR
NEXT OF KIN TO GOD AND TO JESUS, LIKE I DO,
HIS 0NE AND ONLY BELOVED ETERNAL MISSUS,
AND THAT IS USUALLY IN THE WITNESS AND PRESENCE
OF A PRIEST, AS AN ACT OF OBEDIENCE AND HUMILITY,
AND IT HAS BEEN LIKE THAT FOR ETERNITY,
THEN YOU ARE FINE AND ARE CLOSER AGAIN
TO LEAD A LIFE THAT IS FULFILLED AND TRULY
ENRICHED AND DIVINE.

AND THAT IS, HOW JESUS WORKS: TO BECOME IN HIS
EYES A WINNER YOU DO NOT NEED TO ENTER ANY
BETTING BUREAU AND PLACE A BET AS YOUR
LAST STRAW! HE ALWAYS SHOWS YOU A WAY THAT
KEEPS YOU AWAY FROM EVIL AND BRINGS OUT YOUR
BRIGHTEST DIAMOND SPARKLING RAY (NO, NOT REAL
DIAMONDS JUST THEIR ENERGY!) AND SO PREVENTS
YOU FROM HAVING TO GO BACK ON HIS RETURN
AGAIN INTO THE PIT'S CLAY.

YOU SEE HE HAD IT ALL SO NICELY PLANNED, WHEN
HE MANNED HIS ONE HOLY CATHOLIC AND APOSTOLIC
CHURCH WITH THE APOSTLES. AND HE ALSO GAVE
MANY OFFICES TO WO-MAN, EXCEPT FOR THAT OF A
PRIEST OR BISHOP, AS I, MARY MAGDALA, SAID TO HIM
AT THE TIME: 'COME ON, JESUS, I KNOW YOU LOVE
ME SO MUCH THAT YOU WOULD EVEN BE WITH ME
DURING MASS' AS WE REALLY DID NEVER WANT TO BE
NOT FOR A MINUTE AS HUSBAND AND WIFE OUT OF
TOUCH. BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE ME OR ANY WOMAN
EVEN BLESSING THE WATER WITH HYSSOP ON OUR
MONTHLY 'AUNTIE FLOOD-OUTS'?

WHAT KIND OF MESS WOULD THAT BE IN THE
SANCTUARY, IF THE WOMEN WERE SERVING
AT THE ALTAR WITH BLOOD-STAINED ROBES
AND POSSIBLY IN HORMONAL CONFUSION DOING
ALL THE WRONG PROBES!
NAH! I DID NOT THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA,
AND SO JESUS ASKED THE MEN TO BLESS FROM
THEN ON THE GIFTS, AND SO IT HAS WORKED
PRETTY NICELY, UNTIL THE DEVIL USED MAN AND
DEMON TO CREATE ALL SORTS OF UNHOLY
DIVIDING CHURCH AND WORLDLY RIFTS.

BUT YOU SEE, THAT IS NOT THE FAULT
OF GOD OR JESUS - AS THEY GIVE YOU ALL A CHOICE
TO MAKE HEARD AND STAND UP WITH YOUR VERY
OWN VOICE! AND WHERE ARE YOU ALL - YOU ARE
EVER SO SILENT AND MOST OF YOU EVEN QUITE
VICIOUS AND VILE AND ARE STILL MAINTAINING
YOUR IGNORANCE AND CHILDISHNESS THAT YOU
PURPOSEFULLY TWIST AND MIX WITH INNOCENCE.

BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN
EXCUSE WITH 'NOT KNOWING ABOUT THE RIGHT
FUSE' AS THAT IS A FOUL APOLOGY THAT DOES
NOT ANYBODY ANYMORE IN THE SLIGHTEST AMUSE!
YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND YOU
MUST A LIFE IN HOLINESS AND RESPONSIBILITY
FOR YOUR OWN FAMILY AND TOWARDS GOD CHOOSE!

DO YOU HAVE ANY PERCEPTION, OF WHAT A FAITHFUL
DEACON, PRIEST OR BISHOP, IN CELIBACY OR HOLY MATRIMONY
GOES THROUGH TO SERVE YOU DAY AND NIGHT
WITHOUT EVER PUTTING ON AN UNHOLY FIGHT?
THEY BEAR YOUR INSULTS, YOUR SINFUL COMMENTS,
YOUR AGGRESSION AND YOUR OPEN ADMISSION OF
THE WORST UNHOLY TRANSGRESSION WITHOUT EVEN
BOTHERING TO GO TO CONFESSION!

AND THEN YOU WONDER, WHEN YOU SLOWLY
INVITE CYNICISM TO SETTLE INTO A SERMON
OR THE PRIEST GETTING EVER SO SAD AND NUMB,
NOT THAT YOU WOULD NOTICE, NO, BECAUSE
YOU ARE FAR TOO BUSY WITH YOUR MUNDANE
PALAVER, EVEN DURING THE HOLY EUCHARIST,
AND EVEN IF YOU KNOW, HOW HE FEELS,
YOU SIMPLY PRETEND NOT TO KNOW AND
YOU PLAY YOUR USUAL LAME GAME OR YOU ARE
TRULY ARE THAT DUMB?!
ADMIT IT: FOR MOST OF YOU THE
HOLY EUCHARIST IS ONLY EVER A
MASS TIME PROLONGING UNNECESSARY TWIST.

AND YOU DO NOT LIKE TO BE REMINDED OF YOUR
EVERY SIN AGAINST YOUR NEXT OF KIN, SO WHY
WASTE SO MANY WORDS IN THE HOMILY,
WHERE YOU MIGHT BE TAKEN TO TASK ABOUT
YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS AND FAILINGS TOWARDS
GOD, JESUS, ME, MARY MAGDALA, OUR LADY
AND THE REST OF OUR HOLY FAMILY.

YOU RATHER LOOK FORWARD TO SIT AT YOUR
CUSTOMARY NEWCOMER EXCLUDING TABLE,
THAT IS UNFORTUNATELY IN ALMOST EVERY PARISH
A SAD REALITY, AND NOT JUST A FABLE!
YOU LIKE TO BE RUDE AND ENJOY TO BE CRUDE
AND TO BRAG ABOUT YOUR RACISM AND HATRED
AGAINST ANYONE LOOKING DIFFERENT FROM YOU
SELFISH GIANT, AND MOST OF YOU ARE GUILTY OF THIS
BY NOW, EVEN IF YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN, A MUSLIM, A BUDDHIST,
A GYPSY OR A JUDE, AS IT HAS BECOME FASHIONABLE
IN A PICK- AND MIX-ATTITUDE TO UNDERMINE
CHRIST'S SPIRITUAL CHURCH BY SENDING
IN THE DEVIL'S BRIDES AND GROOMS, WHO WILL
HAVE TO SWEEP THE FLOORS OF THE ONE HOLY
UNITED GOD'S FAMILY AS A MEASURE OF PENANCE
WITH HEAVENLY BROOMS, AS MY BELOVED IESOUS'
HEAVENLY FATHER'S HOUSE HAS BY NOW MANY, MANY
INFINITELY DIRTY AND FILTHY ROOMS.

MARY MAGDALA
ASSESSING THE DAMAGE OF OUR HEAVENLY FATHER'S
HOUSE ON EARTH FROM HER OWN KITCHEN HEARTH
AND I AM NOT EXACTLY PLEASED, THAT GOD AND JESUS
ARE CONSTANTLY BEING BLASPHEMED AND MOCKED
AND TEASED BY PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE - YOU ARE
ALL IN FOR A SURPRISE, AND IT MIGHT JUST BE, IF
YOU REFUSE TO REPENT, YOUR SOUL'S ETERNAL
OR INFINITE FROM THE BOOK OF LIFE'S DEMISE.
I DO NOT JUDGE AND I ALSO DO NOT BEGRUDGE,
BUT I PRAY FOR YOUR SOULS, THAT GOD MAY
HAVE MERCY ON THEM, AND THAT ONE DAY YOU
STILL COME ROUND AND KISS MY BELOVED IESOUS'
HEAVENLY KINGLY ROBE'S HEM.

Mother Ziggy (Sigrid) Agocsi
1st February 20+K+M+B+09