The Diocese. A Poem, by Mother Sigrid Eliora

THE DIOCESE

'HOO-HOO, YOU ANGLICAN-CATHOLIC PRIESTS
DO NOT BRING IN ENOUGH NUMBERS, AND WHO
CARES ANYWAY ABOUT THE PURITY OF YOUR
STRANGE HOLY EUCHARISTIC FEASTS -
YOU HAVE TO SELL YOUR SOULS,
IN ORDER TO BE ABLE TO CONTINUE
IN THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND IN ANY KIND OF
PAID CAPACITY BY SERVING THE DEVIL AND THE GOLDEN COW
ESPECIALLY WITH THE MOST UNHOLY
ACTS AND ROLES', SAYS THE ARCHDEACON
TURNED HARRY POTTER'S HEDWIG OWL,
AS THE DIOCESE SENDS HIM
WITH THE LATEST MADE-UP
AND INSULTING STATISTICAL ABUSE OF
NUMBERS INTO THE THREAT OF NIGHTMARE LAND
BUT HE DOES NOT KNOW
THAT A TRUE ANGLICAN-CATHOLIC PRIEST
IS IN JESUS AND GOD'S HANDS -

AND HAS NO
LACK OF BLISSFUL CATHOLIC PROTECTION
FREE OF HOLINESS DEFECTION AND EITHER IN VOLUNTARY
CELIBACY OR MARITAL
OR CELIBATE LIFE OR WITH HIS ETERNAL WEDDING BANDS,
SNOOZES, AND SLUMBERS BLISSFULLY AS FREE OF
ANY MORALLY PERVERTED REALITY IS HE EITHER ALONE
OR WITH HIS ETERNAL
ONE AND ONLY WIFE.

YOU KNOW, YOU PITIFUL ARCHDEACON,
ARE YOU SO CORRUPT, THAT YOU WOULD
EVEN SPOIL JESUS' RETURN OR WORSE: HIS WEDDING
NIGHT WITH THY RIDICULOUS BLASPHEMY INTERRUPT?
AS MARY MAGDALA NEVER REALLY HAD TIME
BECAUSE OF THE LIKES OF YOU, WHO MUST
HAVE EITHER DERIVED FROM JUDAS, THE TRAITOR,
WHO NEVER HAD MUCH SENSITIVITY FOR ALL THE
RIGHT REASON AND SEASON AND RHYME,
AS OTHERWISE YOU WOULD NOT TALK THE
IN THE WORDS OF THE DEVIL AND THE GOLDEN
COW, YOU HELL'S PERPETRATOR, FOR YOUR
SHAMEFUL SILVER COINS THAT ARE PURE EVIL.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN
YOUR BISHOP IN HIS MISERY TO JOIN?!

OR DO YOU ALSO BELONG SECRETLY TO THOSE
HERETICS, WHO STILL CALL GOD SIMPLY HASHEM,
AND WHO REFUSE IN REALITY ANYWAY TO KISS JESUS
KINGLY ROBE'S HEM AS YOU RATHER PLAY
THYSELF GOD, AND DO NOT CARE TO SHARE
YOUR MANIFOLD GIFTS TO ACTUALLY
HEAL ALL MAN-MADE RIFTS AND OBSTRUCT THE
INFINITE LIGHT'S RAY. YOU ARE IN ANY CASE A FALLEN ANGEL,
AS YOU ARE ONE OF A NASTY KIND,
IT SEEMS, AND PLAY YOUR BISHOP DEVIL'S ADVOCATE,
WHO CALLS HIMSELF A LORD, AND YOU
ARE REALLY NEXT TO NONE!

TELL ME: DO YOU HIDE UNDER THY BED
SECRETLY AN EGYPTIAN OR WHATNOT
SECRET SOCIETY CONE?
THY PROBLEM IS: YOU WANT A CHURCH
ALL INCLUSIVELY, BUT THE NUMBERS MADE UP
ONLY FROM A SECRET SOCIETY AND THOSE,
YOU COULD THEORETICALLY AGAINST CHRIST JESUS,
THE MOST HOLY ROSE, RECRUIT BUT TO FORGET
THAT IT IS ONLY HE, WHO WILL LIVE WITH HIS ONE HOLY FAMILY
FOR ETERNITY BUT HE WILL SHOW NOW TO THEE
THAT HE AND HIS ETERNAL SPOUSE HAVE LOVE
FOR EACH OTHER AND EVERY SINGLE OF THY
FALLEN SISTER OR BROTHER, AS HE TRULY IS
THE SON OF GOD, WHO DOES AS THE ONLY ONE
DECIDE, WHO OF HIS OWN CHILDREN HE WILL BEGET.

AND ON THAT YOU DO NOT EVEN NEED TO PLACE
IN THY UNHOLY SPACE A BET ON MY LIVING WORDS.
AS I DO NOT ONLY BELIEVE BUT I DO KNOW THAT JESUS
CHRIST IN EVERY INCARNATION IS THE ONE AND ONLY
HEAVENLY AND MOST HOLY SHEPHERD OF SHEPHERDS,
AND HE DOTH WITH ME RETRIEVE OUR HOLY TRUTH
OF OUR ETERNAL DESTINATION AND WE WILL
TOGETHER AS HUSBAND AND WIFE IN THE INFINITE
LIGHT GLOW, WHILST THOU CANST START TO COUNT
FOR THY NONSENSE THEORY OF EVOLUTION
BUT WITHOUT MY TRAINING IN ELOCUTION THE
SNOWFLAKES TO COUNT.

HOW ABOUT THAT?! THAT SHOULD GIVE THEE
ENOUGH NUMBERS TO COUNT GOD'S MAJESTY
AND MAJORITY IN THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM ON
EARTH, AND SOMETIMES IT DOTH EVEN SNOW
FROM WHERE I AM STANDING, OUTSIDE OF MY
OWN KITCHEN HEARTH. AND I KNOW THAT MY
LORD GOD AND KING AND MASTER AND SPOUSE
WILL ALWAYS KEEP IN HIS UNIQUE WAY ME WARM
AND ALSO OUR GODLY HOUSE.

AND YOU BETTER START TO GET THY PRIORITIES
RIGHT, AND END IN THY DIOCESE'S NAME AND
THAT OF ANY UNHOLY AND SELF-APPOINTED
AND SELF-ANNOINTED KNIGHT OR DAME WITH THY
ANGLICAN-CATHOLIC PRIESTS THY UNHOLY FIGHT.

THOU SHOULDST WRITE A RECOMMENDATION,
DEAREST ARCHDEACON, TO PROVE THAT THOU
ART IN FACT IN THY HOLINESS INTACT AND GOD'S
SHINING BEACON THAT DOTH PUT ALL ITS
EMPHASIS ON THE ETERNAL THESIS THAT
GOD AND JESUS ARE ONE IN THE HOLY TRINITY.
AND IT IS ONLY THEM, WHO DECIDE, HOW MANY
NUMBERS RETURN IN FREE CHOICE BY USING
IN THE MOST OBEDIENT AND HUMBLE WAY
FOR GOD THEIR VOICE FOR ETERNITY.
AND BY THE WAY, WHEN WILLST THOU TEACH
THY DIOCESE THAT GOD HAS MANY NAMES
AND NOT JUST HASHEM AND THAT JESUS
IS REAL AND IS NOT PLEM-PLEM.

AND NEITHER IS HIS FAMILY, AND YOU SHOULD
KNOW, AS YOU ONCE STARTED OUT AS A
FAMILY MEMBER, BUT OBVIOUSLY IT IS TOO
LONG AGO AS THAT YOU COULD THIS LITTLE
FACT REMEMBER.
OH, WELL, YOUR DECISION - IF YOU GO ON
SPREADING DECEIT AND LIES AND CAUSE
EVERMORE IN THE ONE HOLY AND CATHOLIC
CHURCH DIVISION YOU WILL BE SUBJECT TO
THY OWN STATUS AND OFFICE'S ABOLITION.
AS WHO NEEDS A MEMBER OF STAFF, WHO ABUSES
THE POWER OF A MUSTARD SEED SOWER'S
BISHOP'S STAFF?!

AND THAT IS ANYWAY THE TASK OF A BISHOP'S WIFE,
AS HE SHARES WITH HER EVERY DETAIL OF HIS LIFE.
AND SHE WILL NEVER EVER STAB HIM UNLIKE YOU
IN HIS MOST SACRED HEART WITH A KNIFE.
UNDERSTOOD? AND IF YOU DO NOT LISTEN,
YOU WILL NOT AT ALL IN ANY LIGHT NOT
EVEN IN AN ARTIFICIALLY CREATED ONE, GLISTEN.
AND YOU ARE MOST CERTAINLY BEING EXCLUDED
FROM EVER WEARING AN ORDER OF THE HOLY ROSE
WHITE ROBE AND HOOD.



A.D. 6TH SEPTEMBER MMIX