HEAVENLY VARIATION COURT ORDER
CLAIMANT:
GOD, JESUS AND THE REST OF THE HOLY FAMILY,
INCLUDING A MEMBER FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE ACCUSER
DEFENDANT:
THE GOLDEN COW
BEFORE THE HEAVENLY COURT.
UPON THE CLAIMANT DEMANDING IMMEDIATE RETURN OF HER SOUL.
IT IS NOW ORDERED THAT THE DEFENDANT PAY
THE CLAIMANT THE PRICE ARRANGED BETWEEN
THE CLAIMANT AND THE DEFENDANT AT THE BEGINNING OF TIME, HER SOUL,
AS THE DEFENDANT HAS BROKEN THE ORIGINAL AGREEMENT.
JUDGMENT IS NOW ENTERED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.
LATE PAYMENT ALSO WILL NOW INCURR INTEREST.
TAKE NOTICE
TO THE DEFENDANT
AS YOU HAVE NOT PAID IN ACCORDANCE WITH YOUR ORIGINAL CONTRACT
YOUR SOUL WILL NOW BE REMOVED AND KEPT SAFE IN A COFFIN PREPARED
FOR YOUR ETERNAL SAFEKEEPING IN THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM.
IF YOU NEED MORE INFORMATION YOU MAY APPROACH THE CLAIMANT
IN PRAYER AND REPENTANCE AND RECEIVE FURTHER INSTRUCTION.
ANNO DOMINI 25TH SEPTEMBER MMIX
IF YOU DO NOT PAY IN ACCORDANCE
Mother Ziggy Agocsi OHR
Mother Superior
Order of the Holy Rose
NIHIL HORUM TIMEAS



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