Nice try

NICE TRY

NICE TRY, MY BELOVED BETROTHED FROM HEAVEN,
AND PRIEST ON EARTH, THOU ART SUCH A GOOD ACTOR -
BUT THEN, SO MANY OF YOUR SISTERS AND BROTHERS ARE ,
TOO, AND THEY EVEN INVADE YOUR KITCHEN HEARTH
AND PLAY YOUR BENEFACTOR - OH, POOR DARLING,
NO WONDER, YOU HAVE GONE SO SHY.

AS IT SEEMS, NATURALLY ONLY
AT FACE VALUE, THAT LATELY
THY, HOW DID YOU SAY: 'BLOODY' CHURCH
IS MORE OF AN EXCLUSIVE SECRET
MEMBERSHIP BUILDING SOCIETY THAT IS INSPIRED BY HELL
EVEN THOUGH AT LEAST SOMETIMES THOU DOTH MANAGE
TO RING EVEN SOLEMNLY THE CHURCH BELL
BUT YOU ARE A BIT TOO MUCH PUTTING ON AN ACT
THAT GOES CONTRARY TO MANY
A DOCUMENTED FACT AND IS WITH MY REALITY
IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD TOTALLY, SO
IT SEEMS, OUT OF TOUCH,
IF YOU PRETEND TO BE SATAN TO TEST
MY COMMITMENT AND WHETHER I WOULD
TRY TO AMEND JESUS' MARITAL COMMANDMENT
AND GIVE IN TO LESSER STANDARDS
AND EVEN ASK AT THY APPALLING TREATMENT
'WHY, OH, WHY'.

I AM NOT A CONCUBINE, NEVER WAS, AM
NOR WILL BE AND THOU KNOWETH THAT
INSIDE OUT, SO, WHAT IS THY SILLY TEST,
OR IS IT ALL PART OF THE GREAT DESIGN
TO BRING OUT FOR MY SOUL'S HIGHEST
GOOD MY VERY BEST,
AS I ONLY KNOW THEE AS THE MOST HUMBLE
PRIEST BEING EVER SO BENIGN - SO WHAT
AT THIS STAGE IS THY HYPOCRITICAL AND
- WE DO NOT WANT TO START WITH
THE GODLESS PSYCHO-ANALYTICAL -
BEHAVIOUR REALLY ALL ABOUT?

LET ME THINK - OH, YES, I GAVE MY
VOW TO THEE FOR ETERNITY IN HEAVEN,
AND SO DIDST THOU, AND NOW THOU
DOTH REPEATEDLY AND INCREASINGLY
PLAY AN ACT THAT MAKES SATAN LOOK
LIKE A PALE SANTA, NOT EVEN BEING ABLE
TO LOOK ME ANYMORE IN THE EYE,
MORE LIKE ONTO THE PAVEMENT OR THE STREET
AND THOU EVEN TOOKETH UP MORE RECENTLY
THE HABIT TO PUBLICLY SWEAR AT THY CHURCH,
WHENEVER WE BY CHANCE MEET -

NO WONDER, IF ONE ONLY EVER ADMITS
HYPOCRITS INTO ONE'S MIDST WITHOUT
PHANTASY AND CREATIVE WITS, AND CALLS
THAT A CHURCH, IN WHICH THE DEVIL AND HIS
GOLDEN COW HAVE MANY A PARTY THAT THEY
CELEBRATE EVEN AT THE ALTAR AND NOT
EVEN HIDING ANYMORE IN THE LURCH AND IN YOUR
SPIRITUAL CARE THEY CAN ALSO SIMPLY LEAVE
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS RATHER THAN ACCEPT
THEM AS THEIR CHOICE AS
MOST WOULD NOT EVEN READ OUT ALOUD
THE BIBLE WITHOUT SCREECHING WITH THEIR VOICE -

AND THAT THEY ARE CERTAINLY NEVER INTERESTED
IN HOLY MATRIMONY, MORE LIKE IN THE HIGHEST AMOUNT
OF ALIMONY -
SO, I GIVE THANKS TO GOD AND JESUS THAT
MY VOICE IS SHINING EVERMORE
RADIANTLY IN GOD'S INFINITE'S LIGHT, WHEREAS
THE GOLDEN COW'S AND HER CALF'S CHOICE SEEMS TO
BE NOT EVEN TO BRING OUT A CHOKING ON HER OWN
LAUGHTER 'HO, HO', SO, WHAT IS HER DEAL,
AND WHERE IS OVER YOU AND ME HER MIGHT?

I SUGGEST THAT YOU SING THE SAME
SONG AS I HAVE DONE REPEATEDLY
EVEN THOUGH WITH TEARS BUT THEY AT LEAST
WASH AWAY ALSO ANY KIND OF FEARS
BEFORE THE HEAVENLY THRONE.
AND AFTER YOUR RENEWED AND PURIFIED
LITURGY YOU MIGHT EVEN FIND BACK TO
BE THE MAN I KNOW AND LOVE,
AND THE MOST FAITHFUL
PRIESTLY DRONE.

I SING: 'HELP ME, LORD OF THE UNIVERSE,
THAT I DO NOT IN ANXIETY AND HYPOCRISY MYSELF
IMMERSE, WHEN I AM LOW AND HELP ME IN STRENGTH
TO GAIN AND IN HOLINESS EVERMORE TO GLOW.'

IT ALWAYS HELPS TO SING AND PRAY TO OUR
HEAVENLY FATHER, AND I SANG THIS AS MY
MOTTO, AND I PROMISE THEE, I AM IN NO
MOOD FOR ANY KIND OF MARITAL LOTTO,
AS I AM LIVING IN THE HOLY SACRAMENTS
TRULY AS MY DAILY FOOD, AND IT IS YOU, WHO
HAS TO ANSWER TO GOD, IF YOU ARE
BETRAYING OUR MARRIAGE MADE IN HEAVEN
ON EARTH ONLY BECAUSE THOU ART
HIDING BEHIND AN IMPOSED CELIBACY
PRIESTLY HOOD. AS I CALL THAT SLOWLY
OUTRIGHT BIGOTRY AND HYPOCRISY AND
WHATNOT BETRAYAL AND STRAYAL AND
ERRATIC SYNCHRONICITY OF OBSESSION
AND DELUSION, AND YOU SHOULD NO
LONGER USE ANY KIND OF MIND'S INTRUSION
BUT GET YOURSELF OVER HERE FOR SOME
REAL HELP FROM GOD, OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN,
WHO DOES NOT PRAY TO GOD AND SUGGEST
THAT MOST POWERFUL REMEDY IN ANY CASE
AND IN ANY EMERGENCY, IS REALLY AS CHRIST'S
DISCIPLE TOTALLY ROTTEN.

TO SOME IT IS THE MOTHER'S APRON,
AND FOR MANY A PRIEST IT IS THEIR
IMPOSED BLASPHEMOUS VOW BEHIND THAT
THEY HIDE THE FACT THAT THEY INDEED
DO HAVE SECRETLY A HEAVENLY BRIDE,
THAT IS NOT THE SELF-APPOINTED AND ANOINTED
CONCUBINE, WHO FEEDS HER OWN UNKNOWN INTEREST
AND PUTS THE PATIENCE OF NOT ONLY GOD'S WORSHIPPERS
TO THE TEST, AS SHE IS ONLY AT KEEPING OUT THE CATHOLICS
FROM THE CHURCH BEST BECAUSE SHE BELONGS
TO THE OLD HERETIC BREED, THAT HAS FROM THE
BEGINNING CORRUPTED ANY KIND OF TRUE JESUS' CREED.

AND SO, YOU PREACH TO YOUR CONGREGATION
THAT MULTIPLY THEY MUST WITH THE ONE WIFE GOD
JOINED THEM WITH IN HEAVEN ON EARTH BUT
YOU SEEM TO FEAR SIMPLY FOR THE SAKE
OF THE EVIL SNAKE THE HOLY TRUTH
THAT IS CRYSTAL CLEAR LIKE THE WATER
IN A LAKE AND YOU CUT OFF
BY SENDING ME AWAY, AND THROUGH MALICOUS
AND VICIOUS SLANDER AND FOULMOUTHING
OF THY PARISHIONERS, WHOM HAVE CHOSEN
YOU ALSO IN THIS CAPACITY AS THEIR MISSIONER
ANOTHER ARGUMENT
WITH YOUR WOMAN OR EVEN A MIGHTY ROW.

BUT THE CONTRARY IS THE CASE, IF
YOU TAKE UP THY RESPONSIBILITY
FINALLY AND TALK TO ME YOU CAN BUILD
WITH ME THROUGH MY HUMBLE GIFTS
THAT MIGHT NOT BE MUCH, BUT THEY
DO SUPPORT THEE WHOLEHEARTEDLY
TO HEAL ON EARTH ANY MAN-MADE RIFTS
FROM OUR OWN KITCHEN HEARTH AND -

BY THE WAY, I DO MISS THY KISS AND I DO
MISS THY TOUCH, BUT ALL IN ITS TIME,
AND IN THE PROPER WAY, AS JOHN JACK
DONNE SAYS, OTHERWISE YOU GO STRAIGHT
BACK INTO THE CLAY, AND HE SAID IT IN HIS
SERMONS AND IN HIS POETRY EVEN IN MANY
A WONDERFUL RHYME.

HASTETH THOU FORGOTTEN, WHAT
HE ALSO HAD TO SAY ON THOSE,
WHO REFUSE THEMSELVES IN HOLY MATRIMONY -
THAT IT WAS BETRAYAL OF THE HIGHEST
AS JESUS WANTED EVERYBODY WITH
THEIR GOD-GIVEN SPOUSE AND IN ETERNAL
MARRIAGE TO HIM, AS HOLY MATRIMONY,
HOW I WAS TOLD IS JUST THAT:
A VOW BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN
AND GOD, WHO IS ALSO JESUS IN THE HOLY
TRINITY FOR ETERNITY.

AND TO BE
A HOLY FAMILY, WHERE A HUSBAND AND WIFE
BECOME ONE IN FLESH IN HOLY MATRIMONY
ESPOUSED TO JESUS AS ONE ALSO IS JESUS'
PERFECT CURE FOR THE ONE HOLY
NATION TO MAKE ALL MAN FREE OF SIN AND
PURE AND ENSURE
THE REDEEMED PARADISE FOREVERMORE
AND FOR ALL OF MANKIND UNITY AND PEACE
AND HUMAN DIGNITY.
AND HE SHOULD KNOW AS HE WAS AND EVER
WILL BE THE BUD AND BLOSSOM OF THE HOLY
ROSE.

I HAVE LOVE FOR THEE IN AN OVERDOSE,
AND, BY THE WAY, MY SONG CONTINUES:
'MY MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE, MY LORD,
MY GOD, HELP ME THAT I HAVE NOT
COME IN VAIN BACK TO EARTH AND LET
ME BE IN HOLY MATRIMONY AS THAT WAS
JESUS' PROMISE TO ME HIS LIGHTNING ROD.'

MAYBE YOUR VOICE WAS A DIFFERENT ONE
THAT YOU LISTENED TO? MINE HAS ONLY EVER
LED ME TO THE LIGHT AND JESUS IS ALREADY
THINKING IT IS TIME TO DEMONSTRATE EVEN TO YOU
A BIT OF HIS MIGHT AS YOU SEEMED TO HAVE
LOST FROM HIS FOOTPRINT A STEP OR TWO...

BUT THIS IS ONLY THE WAY AN OUTSIDER
WOULD LOOK AT YOU, THE KIND OF PEOPLE,
WHO, ALTHOUGH YOU SHARE WITH THEM
EVERYTHING, EVEN YOUR MOST PRECIOUS SHOE,
DO NOT LIKE ME KNOW YOUR SOUL - AND THEY
RATHER SEND A FAITHFUL BUT VISIONARY AND
HENCE UNCOMFORTABLE CATHOLIC
TO A PSYCHIATRIST THAN TO FULFILL IN
UTMOST OBEDIENCE AND HUMILITY TO GOD
THEIR HOLY ROLE.

IT IS YOUR CHOICE ALONE, AND I CAN ONLY SAY
THIS: I RATHER HEAR YOU SING FROM YOUR HEART
AND PLAY IN THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM FINALLY AFTER GOD'S WILL
YOUR PART THAN TO WATCH YOU LOOSING MORE
AND MORE OF YOUR ANGEL'S WING AND TO SEEMINGLY
SURRENDERING TO THE DEVIL'S GOLDEN COW
WITH HER SCREECHING MANDRAKE ON HER HEAD
WITH A SECRET SOCIETY CONE - COME ON,
MY BELOVED PRIESTLY DRONE, I KNOW THAT
JESUS HAS LONG SENT HOME THE EVIL SNAKE -

WHAT IS NEXT ON YOUR AGENDA? AFTER SUMMER RAIN
COMES THE DARKNESS OCCASIONALLY BRIGHTENED
BY A SNOWFLAKE SOON, VERY SOON?! I HAVE NO TIME
FOR YOUR LAME GAME - I HAVE HOLY WORK TO DO
AS THAT IS MY LIFE, AND JESUS TOLD ME FOR SURE
THAT WE WOULD BE FOR EACH OTHER THE PERFECT
CURE AND FOR HIS MARRIAGE WITH US TO TAKE THE LEAD
BY EXAMPLE IN MY HOLY ORDER TO GET RID OF - AS JOHN JACK
DONNE WOULD SAY, THE DEVIL'S BORDER.
AS RULES THAT KEEP MAN AND WOMAN APART FROM
HOLY MATRIMONY ARE MADE THE DEVIL, AS ONLY HE
TRIES TO PREVENT HOLY MATRIMONY, BECAUSE
THE GOLDEN COW AND HIM NEVER TRULY BELIEVED
IN THE BEAUTY OF A LOVING FAMILY.

WE MIGHT BE POOR AND WE MIGHT BE SICK
BUT WE ARE MOST DEFINITELY NO PROPERTY
OR MONEY OR POWER HORDER. WE SHARE ALL FOR FREE
AND DO SO AS LONG AS WE LIVE, IN FACT FOR ETERNITY.

MOTHER ZIGGY AGOCSI
A.D. 2ND SEPTEMBER MMIX

P.S.: MY GRANDMOTHER ALWAYS TAUGHT ME THIS:
NEVER DO TO OTHERS, WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT THEM TO DO TO YOU,
AND RESPECT ALL YOUR NEIGHBOURS AS YOUR SISTERS AND BROTHERS,
FATHERS AND MOTHERS. AND, ONE DAY, YOU WILL KNOW, WHEN GOD
HAS FINALLY SENT YOU FOR YOUR LID THE RIGHT POT, AS THAT WILL SHINE
AS NEW IN THE MOST LOVING INFINITE LIGHT'S RAY - BUT WITHOUT ANY ILLUSION
AS GOD MAKES SURE THAT ALTHOUGH WE KNOW EACH OTHER'S WEAKNESSES
WE STAY NONETHELESS PURE AND IN OUR LOVE TRUE. AND THAT STICKS A HUSBAND AND WIFE TOGETHER FOREVER AS IT IS THE MOST LOVING AND
EFFECTIVE AND IN HOLY MATRIMONY BLESSED BY GOD HOLY GLUE.








SO, I AM GOING TO MASS, AND IF I HAVE
SINNED I DO ALWAYS CONFESS, AS I KNOW
I WILL AFTERWARDS EVERMORE IN JOY
AND IN GOD'S FORGIVENESS GLOW.
OF COURSE, I SERVE MY PENANCE,
AND I HAVE NOT GONE ANYWHERE
THIS SUMMER, NOT EVEN TO PENZANCE,
AS I ONLY EVER LISTEN TO WHAT YOU
SAY, TO STAY IN THY INFINITE LIGHT'S RAY.

SO, PLEASE, CANST THOU EXPLAIN TO ME,
WHY THOU ALWAYS HASTETH TO TEMPT ME,
WHEN THOU DOTH PERFECTLY KNOW
THAT I HATE ANY SIN ESPECIALLY AGAINST
THEE, MY NEXT OF KIN.
FORTUNATELY, I HAVE EXPLAINED TO MY HOLY CHILD,
THAT IT IS ALWAYS TO STAY CALM IN THE FACE
OF EVIL, AND GENTLE AND MILD - BUT SOMETIMES
ONE HAS ALSO TO BE FIRM, IF EVIL GETS OUT OF
HANDS AND TOO WILD.
AND BELIEVE ME, SHE HAS HAD QUITE
SOME NASTY EXPERIENCE WITH THE DEVIL
ON JESUS' BEHALF AS SHE ALSO CAN SEE THE LIGHT
IN WANTING TO BE ONE DAY A HOLY MAN'S OTHER HALF
TOGETHER WITH CHRIST JESUS AS HER SPOUSE
IN HOLY MATRIMONY. AS I AM TRYING VERY HARD
TO RAISE HER IN THE WONDERFUL SACRAMENTS
THAT THE ONE HOLY CATHOLIC CHURCH OFFERS,
AND I PRAY THAT SHE WILL NOT BE MADE AN EVACUEE
WITH THE BIBLE PACKED AS HER ONLY CONTENT IN HER KOFFERS,
AS SHE BELIEVES FIRMLY LIKE ME IN THE MOST WONDERFUL
SACRAMENT OF THE HOLY EUCHARIST AND IN THE
FAITHFUL APOSTOLIC SUCCESSION THAT ALSO THRIVES
ON JESUS' ORIGINAL COMMANDMENTS AND INTERCESSION.
AND SHE ALSO IS VERY AWARE NOT TO LEAVE OUT ANY
DETAIL IN HER CONFESSION, AND ASKS THE SAME, OF COURSE,
FROM ME, AND TOGETHER WE COME UP WITH MANY A PRAYER
AND SOME RELIGIOUS POETRY. BUT WE LIKE TO KEEP
IT IN OUR FAITHFUL FAMILY AS TOO MUCH HAS BEEN
BETRAYED BY THOSE, WHO PERSISTENTLY FROM GOD
AND JESUS STRAYED. TONIGHT I EXPLAINED TO HER
THAT IN ORDER TO BE A DISCIPLE OF JESUS WE MUST
LEAVE ALL MATTERS OF THE WORLD BEHIND, AND SHE
THOUGHT THAT WAS FINE, AS SHE CAN EVEN COPE
WITH THE GREAT SILENCE BUT NOT WITH THE GREAT
BETRAYAL OF THE BREAD AND WINE.

AND WHEN A LITTLE CHILD CALLED THEOPHANIA
CAN SEE THIS SIMPLE FAITH'S TRUTH - WHY IS IT THEN,
THAT ARCHBISHOPS, BISHOPS, PRIESTS, DEACONS, HOLY MEN,
WHO SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO ABUSE EVEN THE BOOK
OF RUTH OR WORSE OR DO THEIR PARISHIONERS ALLOW THEIR
WIFE TO BATTER AND ARE NOT ANYMORE STANDING UP FOR JESUS
IN THE CHURCH HIERARCHY TO THE LATTER - WHAT IS WITH YOU
THE MATTER?!

GET YOURSELVES SORTED AND GET SOME REAL HELP,
BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE, AS JESUS WILL NOT ALLOW
ANYMORE ON ANY HIGH TREASON A DEBATE.
AS TOO FAR HAVE GONE THE AFFAIRS OF THE ONE HOLY
CATHOLIC AND APOSTOLIC STATE.
AND I GO TO BED NOW AS IT IS ONCE AGAIN LATE.
BUT THEN, I SERVE GOD AND JESUS BY DAY AND BY NIGHT,
AND I DO NEVER LIKE TO PUT ON AN UNHOLY FIGHT.
I SIMPLY PASS ON, WHAT JESUS' VOICE, OR GOD THE FATHER'S
TELL ME TO WRITE, AND ANYWAY, IT IS ONLY EVER THE HOLY
TRUTH BECAUSE IT IS ALIVE THAT CAN TRULY THE BAPTISM
OF FIRE IGNITE.

IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT.