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THE CRUSADE OF MARY IMMACULATE

ALL YE CRUSADERS OF MARY IMMACULATE,
DON'T YOU DARE TO ABUSE MY NAME
TO PUT ON ANYBODY A CURSE, WHO LOOKS ONLY TO
MY CROSS FOR UTMOST OBEDIENCE AND HUMILITY
AND SERVICE TO GOD, AS THAT DOES ONLY EVER
DO SOMEBODY, WHO WORSHIPS THE DEVIL AS MY PATH
IS NOT TO INFLICT ON ANYBODY ANY EVIL.
HOW DARETH THOU, TO THREATEN ANY HOLY MEN
AND WOMEN WITH THY WRATH,
WHO WORSHIP GOD
ALONE ON MY PATH,
AND WHO DO TREAT OTHERWISE MY HOLY MOTHER
AS PART OF MY HOLY FAMILY BUT NOT AS A TWISTED
WRATH GIVING GODDESS AS THOU DOTH OBVIOUSLY
ABUSE HER NAME TO ATTAIN YOUR VERY OWN FAME
AND BY PUTTING ON THE REST OF THE WORSHIPPERS,
WHO ALSO CALL UPON THE REST OF THE HOLY FAMILY
FOR INTERCESSION ALL THE SHAME AND BLAME.
YOU DO AS YOU PLEASE, AND YOU ARE NOT AT ALL
PEACEFUL WITH YOUR THREATS, AND YOUR DEVOTION
IS SOMEWHAT OF AN UNHEALTHY AND UNHOLY OBSESSION,
AS YOU SEPARATE MY CONGREGATION ON MATTERS OF
WHOM IN THE HOLY FAMILY TO ASK FOR INTERCESSION.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH, AND SO HAS MY HOLY MOTHER,
OF YOUR MAN-MADE DEVILISH ARMY, THAT TRIES TO
EXPAND YOUR TERRITORY AND LURE PEOPLE JUST LIKE
THE DEVIL AND HIS BABYLONIAN WHORE INTO A DEAD-END
ALLEYWAY TO GET OUT OF THEM MONEY AND PROPERTY
EN GALORE, AND IF THEY ARE NOT WILLING YOU GET ON THEM
ROUGH.
YOU ARE FEEDING INTO THE ANXIETY, VULNERABILITY
AND FEARS OF THE FAITHFUL AND PROMISE THEM WITH
DEVILISH AND DEMONIC MEANS TO WIPE OFF THEIR EVERY SIN,
IF THEY DONATE THEIR MONEY TO YOUR CHARITY AND
SO THEY BRIBE THEIR WAY THROUGH COMMITTING EVIL
AND HYPOCRISY JUST AS BEFORE AND WITH YOUR
TREASURE BOX FILLED WELL FOR THIS CONTINOUS HELL
WITH A DESECRATED CHURCH BELL, AS THEY PAID THEIR FINE
AND CONTINUE TO VIOLATE GOD'S COMMANDMENTS AGAINST
GOD, JESUS, THE HOLY FAMILY AND THEIR NEXT OF KIN.
NOT TO SPEAK OF YOUR EXCLUSIVE PRACTICE TO CLAIM
THE HOLY MOTHER ALL FOR YOURSELF, AS ONLY EVER YOUR
ORDER SEEMS TO HAVE THE RIGHT VISION TO QUICK HAPPINESS,
FORGIVENESS OF SINS AND RICHES IN THE MONASTERY SHELF, AT
LEAST THAT SAYS YOUR PUBLICITY THAT IS OF EVER SELF-REPEATING
SIMPLICITY, AND QUITE BOLD YOU EVEN SAY TO A MOTHER SUPERIOR:
'WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS, EVERYBODY IS DOING IT, HOW DARE YOU TO CALL
ME GREEDY AND SPIRITUAL PUS, IF I JUST CLAIM A BIG SLICE OF THE
SHARE' THAT ALL TAKE UNDER FALSE PRETENSE THAT THEY DO FOR THE NEEDY IN MY, JESUS, IF YOU EVEN REMEMBER ME, AND MY MOTHER'S NAME OR FROM SOMEBODY OF MY FAMILY, CARE.
QUITE LUCRATIVE AND EVERMORE INNOVATIVE IN YOUR OLD
REINVENTED DECEIT AND LIES AND PUBLICITY - ALL I CAN SEE,
FROM WHERE I AM STANDING AT THE HEAVENLY JUDGMENT THRONE
IS THAT YOU ARE NOT AT ALL A RELIGIOUS ORDER, EVEN IF YOU ARE LISTED OFFICIALLY AS ONE, YOU ARE SIMPLY A MULTI-MILLION MULTI-NATIONAL MONEY AND PROPERTY HORDER AND A JOKE AT BEST, WHO MIGHT TRY TO PUT THE FAITHFUL TO THE TEST, OR A DEADLY SCARECROW OF A DEMONICAL PRIESTLY DRONE,
BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE, YOUR SHADES OF HEAVENLY COLOURS
ARE ALWAYS LENT FROM HELL AND NEVER REFLECT RIGHT
IN THE INFINITE LIGHT'S GLOW, AND YOU HAVE NOT A DROP OF THE LIVING WORD'S DIGNITY AND HOLINESS AND PURITY IN THEE, YOU HAVE NONE.
YOUR ROSARY OF MY PASSION SOUNDS LIKE A SATANISTIC
SADISTIC PLEASURE RIDE, AND THY ROSARY OF JOY IS A REASON FOR
MY HOLY FAMILY FROM YOU WITH YOUR SELF-ELEVATING
TENDENCY TO HIDE, AS IT IS MOSTLY BASED ON HIGH TREASON,
AS WHERE ARE YOU NOW TO TRULY STAND UP FOR MY HOLY
EUCHARISTIC CUP, WHERE IT IS CLEAR THAT ON EARTH
FOR THE WORLD OF SATAN THE TIME IS UP.
YOU WANT THE LAST-MINUTE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE
A LAST BIG SPENDING AND TAKING SPRAY BEFORE YOU GO WITH YOUR
DESECRATING BROCHURES OF THE DEVIL BACK INTO THE CLAY.
AS YOU HAVE THE LONGEST TIME WORSHIPPED
WITH YOUR CONE
A DEMONESS AS A DRONE-BEARING PRIESTESS AND GODDESS
OF HELL, NOW I COME BACK TO THEE AND YOU
WILL KNOW, WHEN I TOLL FOR THEE MY LAST CHURCH BELL.
AS YOUR SYSTEMATIC POLICY WITH THE SUPPORT OF MANY
AN PSEUDO-HOLY MONARCHY IS NOW SUBJECT TO MY ABOLITION
AND I WILL ALSO TAKE YOU TO TASK FOR YOUR VICIOUS
AGAINST MARY MAGDALA AND MY CHILDREN JACOB AND ZARA-ZARAI AMMUNITION.
CONSIDER YOURSELF, LEST YOU CONFESS TO GOD OR ME NOW
YOUR EVERY SIN, OUT OF OUR HOLY FAMILY. AS YOU CAN JOIN,
WITH WHOM YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE, THE BABYLONIAN WHORE,
AND FROM ME, BY ALL MEANS, SEE, WHETHER SHE WILL LOOK
AFTER YOU AS HER NEXT OF KIN, AND THAT FOR ETERNITY. I DON'T THINK SO, AS SHE DOES NOT LIKE TO TAKE UP HER RESPONSIBILITY IN HOLY MATRIMONY, AND SHE WILL AT THE NEXT OPPORTUNITY SEND YOU BACK INTO THE SNOW, AND SCREECH: 'GOOD RIDDANCE, I HAVE RATHER AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR ENEMY, SATAN, HO,HO,HO.'
YOU HAVE THE LONGEST TIME EVER SO SADISTICALLY PIERCED
MY SACRED HEART AND INTO MY LOIN - AS YOU HAVE DONE IT ONCE
TO OFTEN, AND EVEN YOUR ALTAR SERVER HAD OF THIS ENOUGH
AND OF BEING TREATED BY THEE EVER SO ROUGH, AND SPILLED
ABOUT YOUR ABUSE THE BEANS.
MY HOLY MOTHER NEVER EVER VIOLATED MY PATH,
AND SHE WOULD ALSO NEVER ENCOURAGE YOU TO CURSE
ANYBODY OR THREATEN SOMEBODY, NOT EVEN AN INFIDEL,
WITH WRATH. AS IN OUR FAMILY EVERY SINGLE MEMBER
SERVES GOD IN UTMOST OBEDIENCE AND HUMILITY AND
THAT IS FOR ETERNITY, THEY HAVE THAT ENGRAVED ON THEIR
FOREHEAD AND WOULD NOT EVEN IN THEIR GREATEST HUNGER
STEAL NOT EVEN FROM THEIR ENEMY THE LAST CRUMB OF MY
BLESSED BREAD.
THEY SHARE FOR FREE, WHAT THEY HAVE RECEIVED FREELY,
AND THEY NEVER ABANDON A WIDOW LIKE MISTRESS NEELY,
AS THAT IS THE HALLMARK OF THE HOLY FAMILY, INCLUDING
AND ESPECIALLY OF THE HOLY MOTHER MARY, AND SHE
HAS ALSO BEEN CHOSEN FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME
TO STAND UP FOR ME, JESUS, AND FOR MY MIRI-MARY MAGDALA, MY
ETERNAL BELOVED SPOUSE, WHOM I ALSO CALL LOVINGLY 'MY MISSUS',
AND WE ALL LIVE WITH GOD IN THE SAME WONDERFUL HOUSE,
AND YOU WON'T EVEN NOTICE THE TWO MARYS, AS THEY ARE
EVERYWHERE JUST SIMPLE WOMEN AND THEY LOOK JUST LIKE
ANY OTHER CHURCHMOUSE.
I MIGHT HAVE UNDERSTATED HERE, BUT THE PERVERSION,
WITH WHICH YOU SOMETIMES DESCRIBE THEIR BEAUTY,
MAKES THEM FEEL SICK AND MAKES THEM EVEN IN THEIR
DREAM BLUSH, AND YOU AND YOUR DEMONIC WORSHIPPERS
ALWAYS AND AGAIN MAKE IGNORANT SOULS PURPOSEFULLY
INTO ALL THE WRONG CONCLUSIONS ABOUT US RUSH, AND I TELL YOU
NOW, THAT OVER IS ALSO NOW THE TIME, WHERE I ALLOWED
YOU TO ATTACK US WITH OUR MIND'S INTRUSION.
AS THAT I ONLY EVER GRANTED THEE TO WITNESS THAT WE
DO REALLY EXIST, BUT YOUR DIRTY FANTASIES AND EROTIC
HERESIES ARE ONLY REALLY SUBJECT TO YOUR OWN
OBSESSION AND DELUSION - THOSE WERE ONLY EVER
ILLUSION. AS MY ARMY IS A PEACEFUL ONE AND FREE OF SIN
AND WE DO NEVER COMMIT ANYTHING EVIL AGAINST OUR
NEXT OF KIN.
AND THAT IS WHY YOU DO NOT GET ANY CHRISTMAS COOKIES
FROM MY MIRI-MARY'S SPECIAL NATIVITY TIN.
YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE ALLOWED IN AGAIN INTO
OUR HOUSE, AS I WILL MAKE YOU NOW FEEL THE HEAT
FOR ALL YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY AND AGAINST
MY HOLY MOTHER MARY AND MY MIRI-MARY, MY HOLY SPOUSE.
AND YOU WILL BE NEITHER OFFERED ANYMORE A WARMING
WHISKEY OR SHERRY IN A COLD CHURCH ON YOUR WAY,
AS TOO PRECIOUS IS EVEN FOR YOU A DROP OF JAMESON,
HARVEYS OR FAMOUS GROUSE.
BUT FOR THE FAITHFUL, I JUST WANT TO SAY: POP IN AT CHRISTMAS
AT MY CHURCH, THAT IS FREE FROM SATAN IN THE LURCH,
AS ALL IS FREE ON MY FATHER'S HOUSE. AND WE DO NOT CHARGE
EITHER FOR OUR SKILLS AND GIFTS AND MEMBERSHIP ANY KIND
OF FEE, COURTESY OF MY MIRI-MARY, AS THAT IS HER ETERNAL LEGACY.
EVEN IF SATAN OR HIS UNHOLY BREED WILL FURTHERMORE TRY IT ON, EVEN AT CHRISTMAS, OR THE DEMONESS AND HER CALF, THEY WILL THROUGH THEIR OWN BEHAVIOUR POINT AT THEMSELVES AS THEY JUST CAN'T HELP IT, THEY LIKE TO BOAST THAT THEY ONLY EVER COME TO CHURCH FOR A FREE CHRISTMAS ROAST AND TOAST, AS THEY ARE THE ETERNAL TAKERS AND HOLINESS FAKERS AND NEVER HAVE THE BIBLE READ THAT IS DUSTING AWAY IN THEIR BOOKSHELVES, AND THEY ALSO DO NOT WANT TO BE ANYBODY'S OTHER HALF AND THEY ARE ALSO NOT FOR LONG GENTLE, MEEK AND MILD AS THAT IS TOO EXHAUSTING FOR THEM, AS THEY NEVER EVER KISSED IN HEAVEN MY KINGLY ROBE'S HEM AND THEY PERSISTENTLY REFUSE TO CALL GOD AND ME BY OUR NAMES AND INSTEAD REPLACE THEM WITH HASHEM. AND BEHIND MY BACK THEY ALWAYS SAY ABOUT ME AND MY HOLY FAMILY THAT WE ARE PLEM-PLEM.
ANNO DOMINI 19TH DECEMBER MMIX
THE CRUSADE OF MARY IMMACULATE
ALL YE CRUSADERS OF MARY IMMACULATE,
DON'T YOU DARE TO ABUSE MY NAME
TO PUT ON ANYBODY A CURSE, WHO LOOKS ONLY TO
MY CROSS FOR UTMOST OBEDIENCE AND HUMILITY
AND SERVICE TO GOD, AS THAT DOES ONLY EVER
DO SOMEBODY, WHO WORSHIPS THE DEVIL AS MY PATH
IS NOT TO INFLICT ON ANYBODY ANY EVIL.
HOW DARETH THOU, TO THREATEN ANY HOLY MEN
AND WOMEN WITH THY WRATH,
WHO WORSHIP GOD
ALONE ON MY PATH,
AND WHO DO TREAT OTHERWISE MY HOLY MOTHER
AS PART OF MY HOLY FAMILY BUT NOT AS A TWISTED
WRATH GIVING GODDESS AS THOU DOTH OBVIOUSLY
ABUSE HER NAME TO ATTAIN YOUR VERY OWN FAME
AND BY PUTTING ON THE REST OF THE WORSHIPPERS,
WHO ALSO CALL UPON THE REST OF THE HOLY FAMILY
FOR INTERCESSION ALL THE SHAME AND BLAME.
YOU DO AS YOU PLEASE, AND YOU ARE NOT AT ALL
PEACEFUL WITH YOUR THREATS, AND YOUR DEVOTION
IS SOMEWHAT OF AN UNHEALTHY AND UNHOLY OBSESSION,
AS YOU SEPARATE MY CONGREGATION ON MATTERS OF
WHOM IN THE HOLY FAMILY TO ASK FOR INTERCESSION.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH, AND SO HAS MY HOLY MOTHER,
OF YOUR MAN-MADE DEVILISH ARMY, THAT TRIES TO
EXPAND YOUR TERRITORY AND LURE PEOPLE JUST LIKE
THE DEVIL AND HIS BABYLONIAN WHORE INTO A DEAD-END
ALLEYWAY TO GET OUT OF THEM MONEY AND PROPERTY
EN GALORE, AND IF THEY ARE NOT WILLING YOU GET ON THEM
ROUGH.
YOU ARE FEEDING INTO THE ANXIETY, VULNERABILITY
AND FEARS OF THE FAITHFUL AND PROMISE THEM WITH
DEVILISH AND DEMONIC MEANS TO WIPE OFF THEIR EVERY SIN,
IF THEY DONATE THEIR MONEY TO YOUR CHARITY AND
SO THEY BRIBE THEIR WAY THROUGH COMMITTING EVIL
AND HYPOCRISY JUST AS BEFORE AND WITH YOUR
TREASURE BOX FILLED WELL FOR THIS CONTINOUS HELL
WITH A DESECRATED CHURCH BELL, AS THEY PAID THEIR FINE
AND CONTINUE TO VIOLATE GOD'S COMMANDMENTS AGAINST
GOD, JESUS, THE HOLY FAMILY AND THEIR NEXT OF KIN.
NOT TO SPEAK OF YOUR EXCLUSIVE PRACTICE TO CLAIM
THE HOLY MOTHER ALL FOR YOURSELF, AS ONLY EVER YOUR
ORDER SEEMS TO HAVE THE RIGHT VISION TO QUICK HAPPINESS,
FORGIVENESS OF SINS AND RICHES IN THE MONASTERY SHELF, AT
LEAST THAT SAYS YOUR PUBLICITY THAT IS OF EVER SELF-REPEATING
SIMPLICITY, AND QUITE BOLD YOU EVEN SAY TO A MOTHER SUPERIOR:
'WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS, EVERYBODY IS DOING IT, HOW DARE YOU TO CALL
ME GREEDY AND SPIRITUAL PUS, IF I JUST CLAIM A BIG SLICE OF THE
SHARE' THAT ALL TAKE UNDER FALSE PRETENSE THAT THEY DO FOR THE NEEDY IN MY, JESUS, IF YOU EVEN REMEMBER ME, AND MY MOTHER'S NAME OR FROM SOMEBODY OF MY FAMILY, CARE.
QUITE LUCRATIVE AND EVERMORE INNOVATIVE IN YOUR OLD
REINVENTED DECEIT AND LIES AND PUBLICITY - ALL I CAN SEE,
FROM WHERE I AM STANDING AT THE HEAVENLY JUDGMENT THRONE
IS THAT YOU ARE NOT AT ALL A RELIGIOUS ORDER, EVEN IF YOU ARE LISTED OFFICIALLY AS ONE, YOU ARE SIMPLY A MULTI-MILLION MULTI-NATIONAL MONEY AND PROPERTY HORDER AND A JOKE AT BEST, WHO MIGHT TRY TO PUT THE FAITHFUL TO THE TEST, OR A DEADLY SCARECROW OF A DEMONICAL PRIESTLY DRONE,
BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE, YOUR SHADES OF HEAVENLY COLOURS
ARE ALWAYS LENT FROM HELL AND NEVER REFLECT RIGHT
IN THE INFINITE LIGHT'S GLOW, AND YOU HAVE NOT A DROP OF THE LIVING WORD'S DIGNITY AND HOLINESS AND PURITY IN THEE, YOU HAVE NONE.
YOUR ROSARY OF MY PASSION SOUNDS LIKE A SATANISTIC
SADISTIC PLEASURE RIDE, AND THY ROSARY OF JOY IS A REASON FOR
MY HOLY FAMILY FROM YOU WITH YOUR SELF-ELEVATING
TENDENCY TO HIDE, AS IT IS MOSTLY BASED ON HIGH TREASON,
AS WHERE ARE YOU NOW TO TRULY STAND UP FOR MY HOLY
EUCHARISTIC CUP, WHERE IT IS CLEAR THAT ON EARTH
FOR THE WORLD OF SATAN THE TIME IS UP.
YOU WANT THE LAST-MINUTE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE
A LAST BIG SPENDING AND TAKING SPRAY BEFORE YOU GO WITH YOUR
DESECRATING BROCHURES OF THE DEVIL BACK INTO THE CLAY.
AS YOU HAVE THE LONGEST TIME WORSHIPPED
WITH YOUR CONE
A DEMONESS AS A DRONE-BEARING PRIESTESS AND GODDESS
OF HELL, NOW I COME BACK TO THEE AND YOU
WILL KNOW, WHEN I TOLL FOR THEE MY LAST CHURCH BELL.
AS YOUR SYSTEMATIC POLICY WITH THE SUPPORT OF MANY
AN PSEUDO-HOLY MONARCHY IS NOW SUBJECT TO MY ABOLITION
AND I WILL ALSO TAKE YOU TO TASK FOR YOUR VICIOUS
AGAINST MARY MAGDALA AND MY CHILDREN JACOB AND ZARA-ZARAI AMMUNITION.
CONSIDER YOURSELF, LEST YOU CONFESS TO GOD OR ME NOW
YOUR EVERY SIN, OUT OF OUR HOLY FAMILY. AS YOU CAN JOIN,
WITH WHOM YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE, THE BABYLONIAN WHORE,
AND FROM ME, BY ALL MEANS, SEE, WHETHER SHE WILL LOOK
AFTER YOU AS HER NEXT OF KIN, AND THAT FOR ETERNITY. I DON'T THINK SO, AS SHE DOES NOT LIKE TO TAKE UP HER RESPONSIBILITY IN HOLY MATRIMONY, AND SHE WILL AT THE NEXT OPPORTUNITY SEND YOU BACK INTO THE SNOW, AND SCREECH: 'GOOD RIDDANCE, I HAVE RATHER AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR ENEMY, SATAN, HO,HO,HO.'
YOU HAVE THE LONGEST TIME EVER SO SADISTICALLY PIERCED
MY SACRED HEART AND INTO MY LOIN - AS YOU HAVE DONE IT ONCE
TO OFTEN, AND EVEN YOUR ALTAR SERVER HAD OF THIS ENOUGH
AND OF BEING TREATED BY THEE EVER SO ROUGH, AND SPILLED
ABOUT YOUR ABUSE THE BEANS.
MY HOLY MOTHER NEVER EVER VIOLATED MY PATH,
AND SHE WOULD ALSO NEVER ENCOURAGE YOU TO CURSE
ANYBODY OR THREATEN SOMEBODY, NOT EVEN AN INFIDEL,
WITH WRATH. AS IN OUR FAMILY EVERY SINGLE MEMBER
SERVES GOD IN UTMOST OBEDIENCE AND HUMILITY AND
THAT IS FOR ETERNITY, THEY HAVE THAT ENGRAVED ON THEIR
FOREHEAD AND WOULD NOT EVEN IN THEIR GREATEST HUNGER
STEAL NOT EVEN FROM THEIR ENEMY THE LAST CRUMB OF MY
BLESSED BREAD.
THEY SHARE FOR FREE, WHAT THEY HAVE RECEIVED FREELY,
AND THEY NEVER ABANDON A WIDOW LIKE MISTRESS NEELY,
AS THAT IS THE HALLMARK OF THE HOLY FAMILY, INCLUDING
AND ESPECIALLY OF THE HOLY MOTHER MARY, AND SHE
HAS ALSO BEEN CHOSEN FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME
TO STAND UP FOR ME, JESUS, AND FOR MY MIRI-MARY MAGDALA, MY
ETERNAL BELOVED SPOUSE, WHOM I ALSO CALL LOVINGLY 'MY MISSUS',
AND WE ALL LIVE WITH GOD IN THE SAME WONDERFUL HOUSE,
AND YOU WON'T EVEN NOTICE THE TWO MARYS, AS THEY ARE
EVERYWHERE JUST SIMPLE WOMEN AND THEY LOOK JUST LIKE
ANY OTHER CHURCHMOUSE.
I MIGHT HAVE UNDERSTATED HERE, BUT THE PERVERSION,
WITH WHICH YOU SOMETIMES DESCRIBE THEIR BEAUTY,
MAKES THEM FEEL SICK AND MAKES THEM EVEN IN THEIR
DREAM BLUSH, AND YOU AND YOUR DEMONIC WORSHIPPERS
ALWAYS AND AGAIN MAKE IGNORANT SOULS PURPOSEFULLY
INTO ALL THE WRONG CONCLUSIONS ABOUT US RUSH, AND I TELL YOU
NOW, THAT OVER IS ALSO NOW THE TIME, WHERE I ALLOWED
YOU TO ATTACK US WITH OUR MIND'S INTRUSION.
AS THAT I ONLY EVER GRANTED THEE TO WITNESS THAT WE
DO REALLY EXIST, BUT YOUR DIRTY FANTASIES AND EROTIC
HERESIES ARE ONLY REALLY SUBJECT TO YOUR OWN
OBSESSION AND DELUSION - THOSE WERE ONLY EVER
ILLUSION. AS MY ARMY IS A PEACEFUL ONE AND FREE OF SIN
AND WE DO NEVER COMMIT ANYTHING EVIL AGAINST OUR
NEXT OF KIN.
AND THAT IS WHY YOU DO NOT GET ANY CHRISTMAS COOKIES
FROM MY MIRI-MARY'S SPECIAL NATIVITY TIN.
YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE ALLOWED IN AGAIN INTO
OUR HOUSE, AS I WILL MAKE YOU NOW FEEL THE HEAT
FOR ALL YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY AND AGAINST
MY HOLY MOTHER MARY AND MY MIRI-MARY, MY HOLY SPOUSE.
AND YOU WILL BE NEITHER OFFERED ANYMORE A WARMING
WHISKEY OR SHERRY IN A COLD CHURCH ON YOUR WAY,
AS TOO PRECIOUS IS EVEN FOR YOU A DROP OF JAMESON,
HARVEYS OR FAMOUS GROUSE.
BUT FOR THE FAITHFUL, I JUST WANT TO SAY: POP IN AT CHRISTMAS
AT MY CHURCH, THAT IS FREE FROM SATAN IN THE LURCH,
AS ALL IS FREE ON MY FATHER'S HOUSE. AND WE DO NOT CHARGE
EITHER FOR OUR SKILLS AND GIFTS AND MEMBERSHIP ANY KIND
OF FEE, COURTESY OF MY MIRI-MARY, AS THAT IS HER ETERNAL LEGACY.
EVEN IF SATAN OR HIS UNHOLY BREED WILL FURTHERMORE TRY IT ON, EVEN AT CHRISTMAS, OR THE DEMONESS AND HER CALF, THEY WILL THROUGH THEIR OWN BEHAVIOUR POINT AT THEMSELVES AS THEY JUST CAN'T HELP IT, THEY LIKE TO BOAST THAT THEY ONLY EVER COME TO CHURCH FOR A FREE CHRISTMAS ROAST AND TOAST, AS THEY ARE THE ETERNAL TAKERS AND HOLINESS FAKERS AND NEVER HAVE THE BIBLE READ THAT IS DUSTING AWAY IN THEIR BOOKSHELVES, AND THEY ALSO DO NOT WANT TO BE ANYBODY'S OTHER HALF AND THEY ARE ALSO NOT FOR LONG GENTLE, MEEK AND MILD AS THAT IS TOO EXHAUSTING FOR THEM, AS THEY NEVER EVER KISSED IN HEAVEN MY KINGLY ROBE'S HEM AND THEY PERSISTENTLY REFUSE TO CALL GOD AND ME BY OUR NAMES AND INSTEAD REPLACE THEM WITH HASHEM. AND BEHIND MY BACK THEY ALWAYS SAY ABOUT ME AND MY HOLY FAMILY THAT WE ARE PLEM-PLEM.
ANNO DOMINI 19TH DECEMBER MMIX
Mother Sigrid (Ziggy) Agocsi
Mother Superior OHR
Order of the Holy Rose
An Anglican-Catholic Order in affiliation with Bishop Ralph Napierski
Mother Superior OHR
Order of the Holy Rose
An Anglican-Catholic Order in affiliation with Bishop Ralph Napierski



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