Epigrams VIII-XII

EPIGRAMS 

VIII

'I AM THE WAY, THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE.' SAYS JESUS, AND THAT IS SO FOR ETERNITY. AND THE HOLY TRUTH ALSO INCLUDES HIS HOLY FAMILY, ESPECIALLY HIS CHILDREN JACOB, AND ZARA-ZARAI, AND MARY MAGDALA, HIS WIFE.

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IX

TIME HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER, IN FACT IT IS RIGHT NOW, FOR THE ANTI-CHRIST IN A LETTER TO GIVE UP HIS RESISTANCE TO THE HOLY EUCHARISTIC CUP, LEST HE WANTS TO BE ACCUSED TO BE THE SLAVE AND FOOL OF THE GOLDEN CALF AND COW, WHO NEVER HAD THE AUTHORITY ON ANYBODY ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY NOT ANY PSEUDO-HONOUR OR EMPTY BUT POMPOUS TITLE, OFFICIALLY TO BESTOW.

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X

DEFENDER OF THE FAITH! COME FORTH AND SHOW THYSELF TO BRING HOME TO GOD ON THE PATH OF JESUS CHRIST EVEN SATAN WITH HIS MULTIPLE CHOICE OF ANTI-CHRIST AND PROVE THAT FROM GOD AND NOT FROM THE DRUID'S BLACKSMITH IS THY LIGHTNING ROD.

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XI

A QUEEN OF HEAVEN IS ONLY EVER ON HER SERVICE TO GOD IN UTMOST OBEDIENCE AND HUMILITY ON THE PATH OF JESUS CHRIST SELFLESSLY AND NON-VIOLENTLY KEEN, AS ALL WORLDLY POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE IS ARTIFICIALLY POLISHED AND SHINY ONLY THROUGH CONSTANT APPLICATION OF MR SHEEN.

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XII

THERE IS ONLY ONE DIAMOND AND HEAVENLY GEM THAT IS MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY TREASURE OF THIS WORLD, AND THAT IS THE SMILE OF JESUS CHRIST, WHEN I KISS IN HEAVEN HIS KINGLY ROBE'S HEM AND FOR THAT AND FOR GOD I HAVE ALWAYS GIVEN AND WILL ALWAYS GIVE THE EVIL SNAKE WITH THE SWORD OF HOLY TRUTH THE LETHAL HIT AND THE GOLDEN CALF AND COW AN ETERNAL  MISS.

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