UPDATE: INVITATION

INVITATION

DUE TO REORGANISATION
OF CHRIST'S SPIRITUAL CHURCH THAT HAS
BEEN PURPOSEFULLY SUBJECTED TO
MANIFOLD DESECRATION AND THE DEVIL'S
AND DEMONS' INFILTRATION AND BECAUSE
CHRIST ON HIS RETURN WILL ONLY SERVE
AGAIN IN UTMOST OBEDIENCE TO GOD AND
HUMILITY AND NOT PUBLICLY BUT IN ANONYMITY
EVERY PRIEST IS INVITED TO APPLY FOR THE OFFICE
OF THE DEFENDER OF THE FAITH AND THE HIGH SHEPHERD.

THE SUCCESSFUL APPLICANT FOR THE OFFICE OF THE POPE
MUST PROVE THAT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE HE WILL EVER
SMOKE DOPE. THEN HE MUST PROVE THAT ON A LOW BUDGET
HE CAN EVEN LIVING IN A CAVE COPE AND RAVE IN IT
EVEN IN ISOLATION TO GOD'S GLORY AND HE MUST ALSO
TEACH TO THE FAITHFUL THE COMPLETE HOLY FAMILY STORY.
THE RIGHT CANDIDATE MUST HAVE PROVEN THAT HE CAN
KEEP HIS OWN HOUSE IN ORDER WITH HIS OWN WIFE AND FAMILY,
IF HE HAS NOT RECEIVED GOD'S GIFT OF BLESSED VOLUNTARY
CELIBACY.

IN CASE OF THE CANDIDATE HAVING BEEN JOINED BY GOD IN HEAVEN AND ON EARTH IN HOLY MATRIMONY  IT IS EXPECTED THAT HIS WIFE ALSO SERVES GOD IN UTMOST OBEDIENCE AND HUMILITY AND  THAT THE FAMILY
ALSO LEADS A HOLY LIFE FREE OF HYPOCRISY AND IN POVERTY TO THE EXTENT THAT ALL WILL BE SHARED FREELY, IN THE WAY JESUS RULES. AND HE WILL MAKE SURE THAT EVEN MULES WILL ONLY EVER BE USED TO BRING THE FOOD TO THOSE IN NEED, AND TO BRING MOTHERS HOME IN TIME FOR THE NEXT BABY FEED,  AS IN THE HEAVENLY KINGDOM ON EARTH ALL WILL BLOSSOM IN EVERYTHING FROM THE EXAMPLE OF CHRIST AND HIS HOLY FAMILY, CROWNED BY THEIR LOVE AND JESUS AND MARY MAGDALA'S ETERNAL WEDDING RING.

AND IF THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH THE VOICE, THE CANDIDATE WILL RECEIVE FREE TRAINING TO MAKE IN THE LITURGY ALWAYS AND AGAIN FREELY FLOWING AND IN GOD'S LOVE GLOWING THE RIGHT TONE'S CHOICE.

WOMEN CANNOT FOR THIS OFFICE APPLY BUT ARE MOST WARMLY
WELCOME TO SERVE GOD AND CHRIST'S CHURCH AS A HOLY VIRGIN
IN BLESSED VOLUNTARY CELIBACY OR AS A HOLY WOMAN IN
HOLY MATRIMONY, AND THERE IS ALSO THE POSSIBILITY OF
BECOMING IN ONE'S CHURCH COMMUNITY A DEACONESS, AS
USUALLY THE CHURCH HALL IS AFTER MUCH CELEBRATION
IN QUITE A MESS BUT ALSO SOME WOMEN AND GIRLS MIGHT
FIND IT EASIER TO BE PREPARED BY ANOTHER WOMAN
TO A PRIEST TO CONFESS, BUT SHE CANNOT, AS CHRIST WAS A MAN,
THE GIFTS FOR THE HOLY EUCHARIST BLESS.

THERE ALSO WON'T BE ANY SALARY MONETARILY
AND NO ARMY ATTACHED, NOT EVEN VOLUNTARILY.
AS THE REAL POWER OF THE MUSTARD SEED SOWER
IS TO BELIEVE IN THE BEAUTY AND MIGHT OF THE LOVE
OF GOD'S CREATION, AND JESUS IS ANYWAY THE HOLDER
OF ITS BLUEPRINT AND GOD'S HOLY ROSE, AND
HIS  MOST FAVOURITE AND ALL-ENCOMPASSING FLOWER.

AND HE SHARES ALSO EVERYTHING FOR FREE WITHOUT
A MEMBERSHIP FEE. AS GOD WILL ALWAYS PROVIDE FOR
WHAT IS TRULY NECESSARY, AND HE TEACHES ALL FAITHFUL,
HOW TO SURVIVE ON SPIRITUAL FOOD IN THE LAND OF
MILK AND HONEY.
AND THAT FAITH GOES BACK TO THE VERY FIRST FAMILY TREE
AND IT WILL GROW WITH CHRIST JESUS AS ITS CROWN
AND WITHOUT THE NEED FOR A FANCY GOWN
FOR ETERNITY.

ANNO DOMINI 3RD JANUARY MMX




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