Stand up, Kings and Queens

STAND UP,

KINGS AND QUEENS

KINGS AND QUEENS, WHO WERE ANOINTED BY HEAVEN

AND NOT APPOINTED BY THE DEVIL'S WORLD, THOU ART CALLED TO

STAND UP FOR THE HOLY TRUTH OF JESUS CHRIST AND HIS WIFE MARY MAGDALA

WITH JACOB AND ZARA-ZARAI AND THE REST OF THE HOLY FAMILY

TO TAKE YOUR PLACE AMONGST HUMANITY

PEACEFULLY IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST, WHO IS

IN THE HOLY TRINITY ALSO YEHOVAH.

LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE AS GOD'S LIGHTNING ROD

AND PEACEFULLY FLOOD THE EARTH

WITH THE EXTENDED HAND OF JESUS, OUR KING OF KINGS

AND LORD AND GOD, 

WHO IS ALONE WITH HIS LIVING WORD AND THE HOLY TRUTH

COMING TO LIFE ONLY WITH HIS AND MARY MAGDALA'S INVISIBLE

ETERNAL WEDDING RINGS THE MASTER OF

THE UNIVERSE AND HIGHEST BUT MOST HUMBLE SHEPHERD,

WHO WILL END THE RULE OF THE EVIL DARK NERD, WHO ONLY

EVER FLOCKED BLACK SHEEP WITH THEIR EXCREMENTED BLASPHEMY

IN HIS HERD.

THE TRUE HEAVENLY HOLY ORDERS AND KINGDOMS ARE NOT

FROM THIS WORLD BUT ARE IN THIS WORLD WELL AND ALIFE,

AND I CALL UPON THEE NOW, AS THY HUMBLE SISTER AND MOTHER

TO BRING TO A GRACEFUL AND PEACEFUL END THE WAR OF

THE ROSES, AS ONLY THAT OF JESUS IS REAL, AND HIS IS 

THE ONE AND ONLY PURIFYING FIRE'S WHEEL THAT NOT

EVEN ELIZABETH I. WITH FRANCIS DRAKE COULD STEAL.

NO FORGERY CAN FOR ETERNITY LIVE IN AUTHENTICITY

AS IT LACKS THE MOST BASIC INGREDIENT OF EVERY

TRUE ART: UTMOST OBEDIENCE TO GOD AND 

HUMILITY AND JESUS' MOST LOVING PURE DART 

WITH THE LOVE FOR AND OF MARY MAGDALA

AS THAT HAS KEPT HIM ALIVE AND COMFORTED HIM,

WHEN HIS FAMILY WAS OVER AND AGAIN STABBED

IN THE BACK BY GOD'S ENEMY WITH A KNIFE AND HE WAS LEFT

GRIEVING THEIR SEPARATION SURROUNDED BY THOSE

WITH A CONE OVER THE BRIM; 

AND ADD TO THAT A LIFE FREE OF A BLOODTHIRSTY HERETICAL 

PAGAN BAT AND CHURCH RAT, WHO EVEN DRINKS THE BLOOD

FROM DEER, AND DOES ONLY EVER DESIRE ROLLS ROYCE AND 

RANGE ROVER TO STEER. YE KINGS AND QUEENS HAVE ALWAYS

SERVED GOD OUT OF LOVE AND NOT EVEN OUT OF FEAR,

AS YOU DO NOT SIN PURPOSEFULLY AGAINST YOUR

NEXT OF KIN, AND YE KNOW NOW THAT YOUR LIGHT SUDDENLY

WILL EVERMORE GLOW AS JESUS IS

AS YEHOVAH NEAR AND HAS TAKEN HIS PLACE

AS THY LOWEST SERVANT AND HE DEMANDS THAT ALL FAITHFUL

 GET NOW FROM EVERY BREWING AND CHEESY AND STRANGE CULTURES

BREEDING MONASTERY THEIR FREE RATION OF CHEESE, BREAD, MILK,

BUTTER AND BEER.

AND FROM US DRESS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN AND KING AS A QUEER

BUT ONLY ON STAGE, LEST YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE FOR THE FIRST

TIME AN OUTBURST OF RAGE OF GIGANTIC PROPORTIONS, IF ANYBODY

ANY LONGER CREATES ANYMORE HOLY FAMILY DISTORTIONS.

I SING IN THE NAME OF JESUS, I SING IN THE NAME OF GOD,

I VOW TO YEHOVAH THAT I AM INDEED HIS LIGHTNING ROD

AS THAT IS MY NAME, ELIORA, BUT, PLEASE, KEEP IT QUIET,

IT IS NOT IN MY NATURE TO CAUSE A RIOT, BUT MAKE NO

MISTAKE, I DO PUT ON THE LIKES OF THE EVIL SNAKE AND HIS

SCREECHING MANDRAKE THE SHAME AND THE BLAME 

AS THAT IS THE PEACEFUL POWER OF JESUS THE MUSTARD SEED

SOWER, WHO DOES BRING THE HOLY TRUTH EVEN ALIVE

IN THE MOST HOLY FLOWER, AND THAT IS THE LIVING WORD

OF THE HOLY ROSE THAT IS CROWNED BY THE LOVE 

OF THE ETERNAL HUSBAND AND WIFE, WHO HAVE ALWAYS

AND AGAIN AGAINST ALL THE ODDS IN HEAVEN AND WHENEVER

POSSIBLE ALSO ON EARTH ALSO SHARED THEIR LIFE 

AS ONE FROM THEIR OWN KITCHEN HEARTH.

ANNO DOMINI 25TH FEBRUARY MMX

Mother Eliora, 

M.S. OHR

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