Church of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene: Bishop Sarastro

Monday, 22 February 2010

Bishop Sarastro

BISHOP SARASTRO

LET ME SEE, BISHOP SARASTRO,

YOU CALL AN INNOCENT HOLY CHILD

THE QUEEN OF THE NIGHT.

DON'T YOU THINK THAT IS A LITTLE BIT STRANGE

AND A GOOD EXAMPLE, HOW YOU ON GOD TRAMPLE

AND FROM HOLINESS DERANGE -

ONE COULD THINK YOU PUT ON WITH THE

YOUNGEST GENERATION OF THE HOLY FAMILY

AN UNHOLY FIGHT, AND PUT INTO THE CHALICE

POISON TO DRINK.

TO DEMONSTRATE IN A WAY OF OBSCURANTISM

YOUR MAN-APPOINTED EGYPTIAN PSEUDO-MIGHT.

BUT YOU HAVE FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME

INFILTRATED IN EVERY INCARNATION CHRIST'S

SPIRITUAL CHURCH AND HAVE FROM THE LURCH

SPREAD YOURSELF DARKNESS INSTEAD OF HARKNESS

AS YOU WANTED TO PREVENT ALL THE TRIBES OF

ISRAEL FROM BECOMING IN JESUS' NAME

ONE HOLY NATION.

YOU CALL THAT ENLIGHTENMENT, WHEN YOU

BOAST ABOUT YOUR MEMBERSHIP AFFILIATION TO

THE EVIL SNAKE'S SECRET SOCIETY EVEN IN EVERY SINGLE

SERMON - I CALL THAT SIMPLY FISHING FOR A SMOKED

SALMON AND CHAMPAGNE COMPLIMENT FROM THE

BABYLONIAN WHORE IN THE MIDDLE OF LENT!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT, EVERY CHILD KNOWS THAT

THE DEVIL ONLY EVER CHEATS AND LIES AND CHRIST'S HOLY TRUTH

DEFIES AND MY ANGEL HAS HAD ENOUGH ENCOUNTERS

WITH YOU IN EVERY SINGLE INCARNATION TO RECOGNIZE

INSTANTLY YOUR SPIES, YOUR SNIPERS AND SLANDERERS

THAT YOU SEND OUR WAY TO TRY TO BLACKEN OUR

INFINITE LIGHT'S RAY AND TO BRING ABOUT OUR

DEMISE WITH YOUR CHURCH SOCIETY PHILANDERERS -

FOR SHE WAS ALREADY TO HER PAPILI AND MAMILI

AS MIRIAM, SISTER OF MOSES AND AARON, DADDY'S

LITTLE FLOWER, WHOM HE HAD GRANTED MANY GIFTS,

INCLUDING THAT OF PROPHECY.

AND YOU ARE THE ONE, WHO DOES ADVISE EVEN

A POPE, A KING OR QUEEN TO THE WRONG END

THAT THEY SUDDENLY ALWAYS AND AGAIN

ARE NOT AT ALL ANYMORE KEEN

TO PUBLISH THE HIDDEN DOCUMENTS AND PROOF

OF THE HOLY FAMILY UNDER THEIR ROOF,

AS YOU PROMISE THEM IN YOUR SILLY LAME GAME

THAT NOT EVEN YOU ANYMORE TOTALLY COMPREHEND

THAT THEY WILL GET FOR THEMSELVES WITH YOU AS YOUR

FROM YOUR OWN JUDAS APPOINTED AND ANOINTED MAJESTIC

FAMILY DISGRACE THEIR VERY

OWN CLAN FAME, AND PUT JESUS AND MARY MAGDALA

AND JACOB AND ZARA-ZARAI SIMPLY INTO YOUR

SECRET UNDERGROUND SERAIL AND BLACKEN

THEIR REPUTATION WITH YOUR SHAME AND BLAME.

BUT YOU FORGOT, THAT JESUS IS THE SON OF GOD BEGOT,

AND HE IS GOD HIMSELF, AND HE ONLY LET YOU GET AWAY

SO FAR WITH ALL YOUR EVIL, YE DEVIL, YOU VICIOUS OLD HISSING SNAKE,

AS HE GAVE YOU, THE BLACKEST OF ALL SPIRITUAL SARAZENES,

SARASTRO, WHO IS NOT AT ALL A MAGIC MAESTRO,

THE CHANCE IN HOLINESS TO ENHANCE, AND TO SHINE

EVEN IN THE NIGHT WITH THE KING AND QUEEN OF HEAVEN

ON THEIR VIENNESE STYLE WEDDING BALL OPENING DANCE IN

THE INFINITE LIGHT'S RAY, BUT YOU HAVE DECIDED TO

FURTHERMORE GO FROM JESUS, YOUR GOD AND FROM OUR

HOLY TRUTH LIKE ONCE THE SELF-APPOINTED

KING OF THE ANABAPTISTS ASTRAY.

BISHOP SARASTRO, ONE COULD THINK YOU DO SECRETLY

EVEN FROM A POISONOUS CHALICE DRINK AND SMOKE THE

CIGARS OF AN INFIDEL IN YOUR PALAZZO. HOW MUCH

ARE YOU BEING PAID BY EVERY GOD'S ENEMY TO KEEP OUT

OF YOUR WORLDLY KINGDOM THE HOLY FAMILY WITH OUR

ONE HOLY NATION? YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT ALL UNDER CONTROL?

WELL, YOU ARE IN FOR A SURPRISE, MY DEAR, AS SOON YOU

MIGHT GET A VISIT FROM THE FOREIGN OFFICE OF HIS HEAVENLY

MAJESTY IN A RAID, AND THAT WILL BE YOUR HIDDEN KINGDOM'S

DEMISE.

AS YOU KNOW, IT IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN EMPLOYING THE

SERVICES OF SPIES THAT ARE COSTLY LIKE A ROLLS-ROYCE, AS THEY

PRODUCE BY THE MINUTE EVERMORE PR AND PUBLICITY LIES, AND

WITH YOUR PERSONAL BLACK CAB SERVICE THAT BRINGS TO YOUR

DESECRATED ALTAR THE LATEST IN TOWN BABYLONIAN WHORE;

YOUR SPIDER-NETWORK THAT FOR MONEY JUST LIKE YOU WAS MANY TIMES

MAKING THE WRONG CHOICE AND THAT WAS OUT FOR THE HOLY

FAMILY'S DEMISE AND CARRIED OUT ON YOUR COMMAND

ALL FILTH AND CRIMES, AND WAS USING AGAINST

JESUS AND HIS HOLY FAMILY THEIR VOICE BUT, WHAT, IF THEY

HAVE MEANWHILE SEEN THE LIGHT AS THEY RECOGNIZED

IN THE LIVING WORD THEIR ONE AND ONLY SAVIOUR'S ETERNAL

MIGHT AND TAKE YOU INTO CUSTODY INSTEAD AS JESUS

HAS BECOME IN YOUR SECRET SOCIETY THE NEW HEAD,

WHO ONLY HAS TO BLOW THE TRUMPET ON YOUR EVERY SIN

AGAINST YOUR EVERY NEXT OF KIN, AND, THERE YOU ARE,

YOUR POMPOUS SELF-APPOINTED MAJESTY, YOUR LORDSHIP, THE

PRINCE BISHOP IS SUDDENLY ON THE WRONG SHIP, AS IT IS

THE ONE OF THE FOOL, AND WHILST YOU ARE IN DELUSIONAL

AND OBSESSIVE THOUGHTS OF VICTORY YOUR CHAMPAGNE

SIP, YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO BECOME

MARY MAGDALA'S FOOTSTOOL AND YOU WANT FROM HER

HOLY TRUTH FLEE INTO YOUR CORRUPTED HOLY SEE AND YOU

RUN AND RUN AND RUN AND THIS TIME ROUND IT IS NOT

AT ALL FUN, AS OVER IS THE TIME OF AN EARLY LENTEN

HOT CROSS BUN, AS JESUS HAS LANDED ON THE GROUND AND

HE WILL MAKE EVEN THE BLIND SEE

YOUR TRUE IDENTITY AND THEN THEY DO NOT WANT YOU BACK AS YOU DO

LOYALTY AND TRUE ROYALTY AND SUBSTANCE LACK, AND THEY KNOW

ANYWAY THAT IT IS YOU, WHO IN YOUR OWN DIOCESE AS YOU PLEASE

INTO YOUR CLERGY'S E-MAILS HACK.

AND YOU WILL STAND BEFORE GOD NAKED WITH YOUR SOUL

AND AS A SALT PILLAR YOU WILL FROM THE HOLY FAMILY'S

OCEAN OF TEARS TO THE END OF TIMES DRIP, UNLESS YOU

DO YOUR MALICIOUS AND VICIOUS AND HILARIOUS SCENARIO

SKIP, AND FULFILL YOUR GREATEST EVER ROLE

AS JESUS HAS HAD ENOUGH OF BEING MOCKED BY THE LIKES

OF YOU, WHO PLAY EGYPTIAN GOD, AND HE HAS YOUR BOAT

EASILY ROCKED AS HE WAS, IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE

GOD'S INFINITE LIGHT'S ROD.

THERE IS NO ESCAPE, BISHOP SARASTRO! BLOCKED IS

YOUR ESCAPE ROUTE TO ROME OR TO DOVER, AND UNLESS YOU

REPENT JESUS WILL HAVE YOU BY YOUR OWN GUARDIANS OF YOUR SHRINE

INTO YOUR OWN HELL SENT, AS YOUR LAME GAME IS FOREVERMORE OVER

WITH THE SOUND OF MY NEWLY-CONSECRATED CHURCH BELL!

NO MORE CHOPPING UP OF BODYPARTS AND BONES,

AND NO MORE HOPPING IN TRANCE-DANCE

WITH EGYPTIAN CONES.

AND YOUR VOICE MIGHT AT TIMES SOUND LIKE DEAD THUNDER

BUT YOU ARE NO COMPETITION TO MY BELOVED JESUS, WHO ONLY

HID FROM YOU HIS TRUE CAPACITY AND CANNOT ONLY THEORETICALLY

OPEN THE SKIES FROM DOWN UNDER, SO THAT YOU HAD THE CHANCE

TO RELEASE WITH YOUR CONNECTIONS TO MONARCHIES AND MONASTERIES

THE MISSING SCROLLS OF THE GOSPEL OF THE HOLY FAMILY THAT HAVE

BEEN KEPT AWAY PURPOSEFULLY BUT JESUS CANNOT ONLY SILENCE YOU

LIKE A LAMB WITH AN INFECTION QUITE PERMANENTLY IN YOUR THROAT,

HE CAN ALSO EASILY TRANSFORM YOU PUBLICLY INTO A BEING THAT SUDDENLY

SERVES GOD IN UTMOST OBEDIENCE AND HUMILITY, WHEN HE OPENS

WITH HIS MIGHT THE SKIES, AND SIMPLY ENDS YOUR STUPID UNHOLY FIGHT

AS HE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF BEING MAN-HANDLED BY YOU REALLY ROUGH

AND TO BE MADE IN YOUR ANCIENT DIOCESE OF LONDINIUM A SCAPEGOAT.

AS THE ROMANS AND THE EGYPTIANS HAD IT ALWAYS IN FOR HIM,

AND YOU WERE CONCOCTING ALL THE DECEIT AND LIES

ABOUT EVEN ADAM AND EVE IN PARADISE IN YOUR

SECRET SOCIETY CAULDRON AND LET IT BUBBLE EVEN TO BE SEEN

BY JESUS IN OUTER SPACE, AND HE DOES FOR THAT NOT EVEN NEED

A TELESCOPE CALLED HUBBLE. UND NUN HOER SCHOEN AUF, SARASTRO,

MIT DEINEM AKTIENVERKAUF-GESABBEL, AS YOU ARE NO LONGER

IN CHARGE OF CHRIST'S SPIRITUAL CHURCH, AS HE HAS INFILTRATED

YOUR ORGANIZATION WITH THE TRUE FAITHFUL PRIESTS, THE APOSTLES,

REMEMBER?! FROM THE LURCH.

THEY ARE LISTENING UNLIKE YOU TO THE HOLY SPIRIT,

AND THAT IS WHY THEY KNOW THAT YOU ARE OF ALL THE DARKEST GIT,

WHO IS SPREADING EVEN WITHOUT BLUSHING IN YOUR CATHEDRAL

INCREASINGLY BLUNTLY AGAINST JESUS, GOD'S BELOVED HOLY ROSE,

EXCUSE MY FRENCH FROM THE SPIRITUAL TRENCH,

GOLDEN CALF AND COW SHIT.

AND THEY WILL SOON INTO YOUR VERY FACE THEIR

TRUE IDENTITY IN CHRIST'S CONFRATERNITY ADMIT, AS THEY ARE

PROTECTED FROM YOU BY GOD'S GRACE, WHO IS NOW COMING

DOWN FROM HEAVEN AT AN EVER-FASTER PACE, WATCH THIS SPACE,

AND THAT FOR NOW IS ABOUT IT.

'AND NO MORE COLOUR CALLIGRAPHY FOR YOU IN MY POETRY,

YOU GET IT BLACK ON WHITE FROM MIRI-MARY', SAYS JESUS,

'COURTESY OF ME, AND LEAVE HER ALONE, SHE IS MY WIFE,

AND YOU HAVE FOR THE LONGEST TIME TRIED TO STAB US AGAIN

IN THE BACK WITH YOUR RITUAL KNIFE BY ANY OF YOUR MEMBERS

WEARING A CONE - REMEMBER, IT IS NOT US,

WHO IS HERE THE SPIRITUAL PUS BUT YOU, AS YOU EVEN MOCK ME,

IF I COME TO A MEETING ON THE BUS. AND I WILL LET YOU STAND

IN SACK AND ASHES BEFORE ME, IF YOU EVER TRY AGAIN TO

COMMIT BLASPHEMY EVEN IN YOUR THOUGHT, BY DEPICTING YOURSELF

AS THE HIGHEST KING AND PRIESTLY DRONE, AS THEN I MIGHT HAVE YOU

PUT UP JUST LIKE JOHN OF LEIDEN IN A CAGE IN IRON WROUGHT

IN A CHURCH OF CHRISTOPHER WREN, WHO THESE DAYS SEEMS

TO BUILD SANDCASTLES FROM GLASS IN EVERY CITY AND COUNTRY

AS YOUR DEVIL'S DEN -

AND THEY WILL ALL COME TUMBLING DOWN, WHEN YOU DO NOT

SPEED UP AND RELEASE THE SCROLLS AND BEDE'S POEM

ABOUT MARY MAGDALA'S ETERNAL WEDDING GOWN.

I AM NO LONGER PLAYING FOR YOU, NOR IS SHE, THE CLOWN.

AND CUT OUT IN YOUR FACE YOUR ETERNAL FROWN,

LEST YOU WANT IN YOUR OWN TEARS FOR FEARS ON MY ARRIVAL

DROWN, WHEN IT DAWNS ON YOU, WHO I REALLY AM, AS I

AM THE ONE, WHO RATHER EATS INSTEAD OF SMOKED SALMON

ORDINARY WILTSHIRE HAM.

MAYBE THAT WILL BE THE TIME, WHEN YOU TREMBLE FINALLY WITH FEAR,

AND THEN REALIZE THE FULL EXTENT OF YOUR EVERY SINGLE CRIME

AND OF ALL YOUR FILTH AND OF ALL YOUR GRIME AND THE LONG SNAKE TRAIL

THROUGH THE MILLENNIA OF YOUR SLIME - AND THEN YOU CANNOT STAND

ANY LONGER ON YOUR FEET, WHEN ALSO BECOMES PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE,

HOW YOU BETRAYED MANY A FAITHFUL FLEET WITH YOUR PIRATES

PICKED FROM THE STREET, AND YOU CANNOT HELP IT AND FALL BEFORE

GOD ON YOUR KNEE, AS YOU REALIZE THAT ALL ALONG I HAVE BEEN

IN YOUR VICINITY IN YOUR DIOCESE BUT I DO NO LONGER PAY

IN YOUR DEN MY MEMBERSHIP FEE, UND ICH PFEIFE AUF DEINEN

GOLF-AUSFLUEGE, DIE IMMER ENDEN MIT EINER NEUEN LUEGE,

AND ANYWAY, I ONLY LET YOU WIN AS I AM TOO EMBARRASSED

TO ADMIT THAT I HAVE BY MY VERY NATURE A MAGIC TEE BUT

THAT IS NOT A SIN AGAINST MY NEXT OF KIN!

IT IS QUITE STRANGE YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE WITH SUPERMAN, WHEN

HE WAS A BOY, IF YOU ARE BORN WITH SUPERPOWER AND CAN DO

THINGS FROM BIRTH THAT ONLY CAN HAPPEN OUT OF SELFLESS LOVE OVERFLOWING, AND IF YOU STAY PURE AS A MUSTARD-SEED

SOWER, AND MY MIGHT IS EVERMORE GROWING WITH MY ONLY ETERNAL WIFE

MARY MAGDALA, MY BELOVED HOLY FLOWER, WITH WHOM I ALWAYS AND AGAIN

SHARE IN HEAVEN AND ON EARTH MY LIFE AND THAT IS ALSO MENTIONED IN MY ORIGINAL HOLY FAMILY CREED (I KNOW, THIS WAS ALWAYS AGAINST YOUR WILL, AS YOU WERE JEALOUS AND WERE THEREFORE OUT FOR OUR KILL),

AND EVEN IF WE ARE SEPARATED AT TIMES FOR REASON OF PROTECTION FROM YOUR HIGH TREASON WITH OUR KITCHEN HEARTH, WE STILL COMMUNICATE IN ALL WAYS CREATIVELY AND WE EVEN ARGUE AND WHISPER TO EACH OTHER IN RHYMES.

AND NOW I BETTER STOP, AS I MIGHT NOW THROUGH THE LAST GATE HOP,

AND TO MY MIRI-MARY A NIGHTY-NIGHT LINE DROP, AND FOR YOU THE BELL

TOLLS BUT FOR US AND OUR WEDDING IT DOES LOVINGLY IN HEAVENLY

BLISSFUL HARMONY A WHOLE SYMPHONY OF STARS AND TRUMPET BLOWING

SERAPHIM EVEN INTO THE GREAT SILENCE CHIME.

IDY

IESUS DEUS YEHOVAH

IESUS DEUS EST

WHISPERS THE HOLY SPIRIT INTO THE EAR AND HEART OF ELIORA,

AND NO MORE 'THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA' BUT NOW COMES THE TIME

OF JESUS AND HIS CHILDREN JACOB AND ZARA-ZARAI AND MARY MAGDALA,

WHO MIGHT EVEN PERFORM AS A FAMILY PRODUCTION THEIR OWN

CONCOCTION OF THE ABDUCTION OF THE SERAIL BUT THEN AGAIN, WE MIGHT NOT,

AS WE RATHER PERFORM OUR OWN LIVING WORD AND HOLY TRUTH IN FLESH

ABOUT THE TRUE STORY OF THE INCARNATIONS OF JESUS CHRIST AND HIS HOLY FAMILY FROM THE BEGINNING TO INFINITY AND BEYOND - IN SHORT: THE UNTOLD STORY OF GOD'S GLORY AND HIS SON BEGOT.

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LONDINIUM

ANNO DOMINI 21ST FEBRUARY 2010