Church of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene: Who says...

Saturday, 20 February 2010

Who says...

WHO SAYS...

WHO SAYS THAT A BISHOP

IN THE APOSTOLIC SUCCESSION

NEEDS TO ORDER FROM ROME OR

FROM DOVER HIS INCENSE OR HYSSOP,

AND HIS CERTIFICATE OF PROFESSION

THAT IS STAMP PAID DUTY THESE DAYS

ANYWAYS, WITH NICE CALLIGRAPHY

AND A REQUEST FROM AUNTIE SOPHIE,

BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT DOES NOT EVEN

TAKE ANYMORE COURTESY TO THE

BABYLONIAN WHORE UNLIKE IN THE DAYS

OF FREDERIC BARBAROSSA AND BEATRICE

MUCH DIPLOMACY AND NOT EVEN COMPROMISE

TO BE A MEMBER OF THE ONE HOLY CATHOLIC

AND APOSTOLIC EGLISE OR A

SNIPER KILLING DEMISE REPRISE

FOR AN UNWELCOME MOTHER OR FATHER

SUPERIOR;

AND THESE DAYS IT IS NOT EVEN NEWS ANYMORE

THAT NOT ONLY A BABYLONIAN WHORE WEARS UNDERNEATH

A ROBE A SILKEN CHEMISE BUT ALSO A NUN OR CHURCH MOUSE IN THE PEWS.

AS FROM NOW ON THE TRUE SPIRITUAL CHURCH

OF CHRIST BELONGS TO THOSE, WHO ARE WITH

CHRIST ALONE, GOD'S BELOVED HOLY ROSE,

WITHOUT WEARING ON THEIR

HEADS IN A SECRET SOCIETY LURCH A PAGAN CONE.

AND THE DISCIPLES OF CHRIST LIVE BY EXAMPLE

AND IN THE HOLY SACRAMENTS, AND GIVE PRAISE

TO GOD AND THANKSGIVING AND DO NOT ON HIM

NOR ON THE HOLY FAMILY TRAMPLE, AND A DISCIPLE

ALSO ALWAYS DOES NOT PURPOSEFULLY COMMIT

ANY SIN AGAINST HIS NEXT OF KIN AND DESIRES

FOR EVERYBODY TO BE PART OF THE HOLY FAMILY.

AS A LIFE IN CHRIST IS SIMPLE LIKE THE HOLY FAMILY SMILE'S DIMPLE: FAITH, HOPE AND TRUST AND LOVING-KINDNESS ARE A MUST, AND ALSO TO SERVE GOD IN UTMOST OBEDIENCE AND HUMILITY WITHOUT CHARGING ANY KIND OF MEMBERSHIP FEE AND BY TREATING EVERY FAITHFUL NEIGHBOUR AS TRUE FAMILY. THEN THE LIVING WORD OF JESUS THE SHEPHERD HAS BECOME TRULY FLESH AND WE CAN

TOGETHER GATHER AT HIS TABLE EVEN AFTER MASS

AND CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY EVERY SUNDAY WITH

MARY MAGDALA'S CHOCOLATE SAUCE OVER THE PIE AND MASH.

WE SIMPLY HAVE TO LIVE IN HIS WONDERFUL SACRAMENTS AND WE ARE NOURISHED EVERY DAY ANEW IN HIS INFINITE LIGHT'S RAY IN BLESSED VOLUNTARY CELIBACY OR IN HOLY MATRIMONY,

AND EVERYBODY WILL HAVE THEIR PLACE IN THE HOLY FAMILY FOR ETERNITY, AS WE LIVE TOGETHER

IN PEACE AND HARMONY AND IN UNITY WITH HUMAN DIGNITY AND DIGNIFIED HUMANITY THAT IS SHARING

FOR FREE, WHAT WE RECEIVE FREELY IN ALL OUR GIFTS, AS WE ARE MEANT TO AVOID AND TO HEAL ALL MAN-MADE ILLUSIONARY RIFTS, AND THUS EVERY HIGH MOUNTAIN THAT IS IN THE WRONG PLACE AND VOID OF A HEART TURNED STONE THROUGH A SECRET SOCIETY CONE SIMPLY AGAIN INTO THE RIGHT POSITION SHIFTS.

AS JESUS NOW THE DARK CLOUDS OF SATAN AND HIS

GOLDEN CALF AND COW SIMPLY THROUGH HIS LOVE'S MIGHT LIFTS. AS HE ALWAYS WAS THE GIVER OF LIFE AND HOLDS THE BLUEPRINT OF CREATION AND TOGETHER WITH MARY MAGDALA, HIS ETERNAL BELOVED WIFE, AND HIS CHILDREN JACOB AND ZARA-ZARAI HE ALWAYS WAS, IS AND WILL BE THE NUCLEUS OF THE ONE HOLY NATION, WHO SINGS THE ONE HEAVENLY SYMPHONY IN THE ONE HARMONIOUS INFINITE LIGHT'S FREQUENCY FOR ETERNITY, AS UPON HIM ARE THE AUTHORITY AND THE BLESSINGS OF EL SHADDAI, EL ELJON, YEHOVAH, JEJA,

AND HE HAS JOINED IN HEAVEN FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME ADAM AND EVE IN ALL INCARNATIONS TO REDEEM THEMSELVES AS JESUS AND MARY MAGDALA, SO THAT THE PROMISED BRIDEGROOM CAN FINALLY COME TO MEET HIS ETERNAL BRIDE, THE DAUGHTER OF ZION, WHO NO LONGER NEEDS FROM THEN ON TO HIDE, TO START ANEW IN HOLINESS A WHOLE NEW NATION AND OVER WILL BE ALL THE EVIL SNAKE'S TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS, SAYS JESUS TO ALL THE TRIBES OF ISRAEL, AS HE IS ALSO THE ROOT OF JESSE, AND MY LORD EMMANUEL, AND MY GOD AND KING AND SPOUSE, WHO EVEN GAVE THEIR WINGS TO MICHAEL AND GABRIEL IN HIS FATHER'S HOUSE.

IDY

IESUS DEUS YEHOVAH

IESUS DEUS EST!

THIS WHISPERED THE HOLY SPIRIT

INTO THE EAR AND HEART

OVERFLOWING OF ELIORA,

and by the way, Mary Magdala used an earthen jar

for the ointments, so, please, do not confuse it by any chance

with the box of Pandora, as that box will for certain turn

you into a spiritual tolling cretain and bring you behind

your own iron curtain but the smell of the anointing oil

of Jesus Christ and His legitimate bishops of the Holy Rose