Simple!

SIMPLE!

SIMPLY, DO NOT:

- GIVE INTO DEMONESSES OR DEMONS

AS THEY HAVE A HUMOUR OF TACKY PRINCESSES

WITH THE TASTE OF BITTER LEMONS, AND A DEMON

NEVER EVER ANY SIN AGAINST THEIR NEXT OF KIN CONFESSES

- TREAT EVERY POOR LOOKING CHURCH MOUSE LIKE A RAT,

AND DO NOT THINK THAT EVERYBODY, WHO DOES SO LOW SINK

AS TO FROM A POISONOUS CHALICE TO DRINK IS A SKINK, AS THE 

VERY WORD COULD ALSO BE A SCOTTISH SOUP AND IT WOULD BE

VERY EMBARRASSING, IF YOU WERE THE WRONG SOCIETY HARRASSING

ONLY BECAUSE THEY MENTION  IN THEIR POETRY A BAT, BUT SOMETIMES

A SECRET SOCIETY USES PURPOSEFULLY EVEN THE DISGUISE OF THE INNOCENT

ON THEIR DOORSTEP AS A MAT.

- GET EVEN IN YOUR FAMILY BY PLAYING TIT-FOR-TAT BUT HAVE

A NICE CLARIFYING AND HEALING CHAT, AFTER WHICH EVERYBODY

CAN SMILINGLY DRAW THE HOLY TRUTH MAGICALLY WITH JESUS' HELP OUT OF THEIR HAT,

AND ONE CAN AMICABLY AND LOVINGLY HUG EACH OTHER AND AS A SISTER AND BROTHER

AGAIN IN HOLINESS ON THE SHOULDER PAT.

AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THAT.

OH, YES, AND DO NOT:

- JOIN A SECRET SOCIETY, AS IT ALWAYS COMES OUT WITH ANY KIND OF

NOTORIETY IN ANY KIND OF VIOLATING THE TEN COMMANDMENTS IN THEIR OWN

SELF-MADE VARIETY, AND THEY HAVE NO ROOM FOR CHRIST'S MOST BLESSED

SACRAMENTS, AND I HEARD NEVER EVER ANYBODY OF THE GARTER, THISTLE

OR MISTLE FROM TOP TO TOE THEIR SINS PUBLICLY TO LEAD BY EXAMPLE

ON HOW NOT ON GOD TO TRAMPLE REPENT...

IT IS ADVENT THIS LENT: REPENT, REPENT, REPENT.

ELIORA

ALIAS MARY MAGDALA

ANNO DOMINI 13TH MARCH MMX

Mother Eliora,

Mother Superior OHR

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CHRISTUS REX - TO HIM BE EMPIRE AND GLORY FOREVER AND EVER! AMEN