THE CONCUBINE OF AUGUSTINE

THE CONCUBINE OF AUGUSTINE

DOES NOBODY EVER WONDER, WHAT HAPPENED
TO AUGUSTINE'S CONCUBINE AFTER HE HAD
DECIDED TO LEAVE THE HERD OF THE SWINE
AND JOINED UPON HIS MOTHER'S WISH
THE CATHOLIC HERD OF SHEEP?

MY LORD AND KING JESUS TELLS ME THAT
THERE HAS BEEN SINCE THEN A LOT OF
TEMPTATION AND OUTRIGHT REALITY
OF THIS DELICATE MATTER TO THE LATTER
FOR MANY A PRIEST AND THE LOVE OF THEIR LIVES
WITHOUT MAKING THE WOMEN EVER LIKE THEY SHOULD
HAVE DONE LEGITIMATELY THEIR ONE AND ONLY WIVES
AS ST PAUL HAD CLEARLY STATED BUT THEN,
THE HERETICS HAVE ALWAYS JESUS' COMMANDMENTS
AND THEIR INFINITE WISDOM UNDERRATED AND
UNDERSTATED.

HOW CONVENIENT HAS BECOME A CULTURE
OF HOUSEKEEPING CONCUBINES THAT TURN
A VICARAGE INTO A DEVIL'S DEN AND
GOLDEN COW UNDERGROUND VULTURE.
INOFFICIALLY THEY RUN THE ILLEGITIMATE
FAMILY, WHILST THE PRIEST GOES ON TOUR
TO LOURDES OR TOURS WITH YET ANOTHER
HAREM OF FEMALE FANS, WHO ALSO SOMETIMES
THEN DEPENDING ON FINANCIAL MEANS
OR BY THREATENING THE POPE TO SPILL THE BEANS
BECOME THE SECONDARY AND TERTIARY
ORDER CLAN.

AND THERE ARE MANY EASILY SPOTTED DICKS,
WHO OFFER THUS THEMSELVES AS DESSERT OR AS SAVOURY
SALTY STICKS AND SOME ARE EVEN PREYING ON THE WIVES OF OTHERS, EVEN
THEIR OWN FATHERS OR BROTHERS, WHICH IS, DO I NEED
TO SAY, CLEARLY GOING FROM GOD AND HIS COMMANDMENTS
ASTRAY AND IS MATERIAL FOR BACK INTO THE CLAY TO SAY
THE LEAST, AS HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF BY
THUS CORRUPTING MY HOLY EUCHARISTIC FEAST?!

CAN YOU GUESS BY NOW, WHO IS TALKING TO THEE?!
YES, IT IS ME, HELLO, MR JESUS CHRIST, AND I WON'T LET
YOU ANYMORE OFF THE HOOK FOR BEING A SPIRITUAL CROOK
RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE IN MY OWN CHURCH, EVEN IF I RUN
INTO DANGER OF BEING ACCUSED DUE TO MUCH
REPETITION OF MY SLOGAN 'LOVE ONE ANOTHER
AND LOVE THYSELF AS THY NEIGHBOUR, WHO IS YOUR
EVERY SISTER AND BROTHER' TO LOOSE SLOWLY MY MARBLES
OVER YOUR SIN AGAINST YOUR NEXT OF KIN,
AS I FIRMLY BELIEVE AND WILL NOW IMPOSE
ON MANKIND AND ESPECIALLY ON MY CLERGY
THE LAW OF TRUE LOVE, AND YOU HAVE IT
BETTER FLOWING FOR YOUR ONE WIFE IN HOLY MATRIMONY
IN AN OVERDOSE.

I GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE, OF HOW EVEN IN HER
SLEEP MY ETERNAL WIFE MIRI-MARY DOES NOT
ON OUR FAITH IN HOLY MATRIMONY AND ON GOD TRAMPLE,
AND I HAVE MANY
TIMES IN EVERY INCARNATION AGAIN SHARED BUT
NOT AS JESUS CHRIST FOR LONG MY LIFE, AS THAT WAS CUT
TOO SHORT BY THE LIKES OF YOU, AND
BECAUSE OF THAT SHE HAD TO STEP
ALL ON HER OWN INTO THE FOOTPRINTS OF MY SHOE,
AGAINST ALL THE HERETICS, WHO PRETENDED
FOR A WHILE AFTER MY DEATH TO HONOUR
OUR ETERNAL WEDDING WREATH BUT WHO
WERE SIMPLY TRAITORS, WHO TRIED TO DESTROY
HER REPUTATION AND MY ONE HOLY NATION
AS DOUBT SOWING INFILTRATORS.

BUT WHY I AM SURPRISED THAT SO-CALLED
RELIGIOUS ORDERS WERE MORE INTERESTED
IN HORDING MONEY AND PROPERTY AND CONTINUOUSLY EXTEND
BEYOND THE HOLY LAND THEIR BORDERS,
AND OTHERWISE HIDE BEHIND OBSCURE RULES,
WHO MADE ME AND MY MIRI-MARY LIKE SOME OLD-FASHIONED
MARRIED COUPLE FOOLS, WHO FIRMLY LIVE OUR TRUE LOVE
IN HOLY MATRIMONY AND WE GIVE OUR LIVES FOR
OUR ONE HOLY FAMILY AND TOGETHER FOR THE HIGHEST GOOD
OF EVERY SOUL WE SERVE GOD AND ARE ON EARTH
AS IN HEAVEN HIS INFINITE LIGHT'S ROD.

I ALWAYS TEST AND TEMPT IN HER DREAM MY MIRI-MARY,
AND MANY A MAN-MADE AMENDMENT TO MY EVERY COMMANDMENT,
AND SO I SUGGESTED TO HER SEEMINGLY CONVINCINGLY
BUT SHE ALMOST BIT OFF MY HEAD IMMEDIATELY AT MY DEVILISH IMPLICATION
TO LEAD AS MY CONCUBINE SECRETLY FROM BEHIND
CLOSED DOORS MY ONE HOLY NATION,
WITH A MAYBE WHISPERED MAGICAL CEREMONY
OF HER CHOICE, MAYBE SITTING ON A HORSE OR
USING THE RESTAURANT OF A GOLF COURSE TO CELEBRATE
OUR GODLESS RELATIONSHIP THAT WOULD TRULY
ONCE AND FOR ALL SEAL ALSO OUR FALL
AND ROCK MY HOLY SHIP -
AND I MUST ADMIT I WAS QUITE NERVOUS AT THE OUTCOME,
AS SHE EVEN REFUSED AFTER THAT TO TALK TO ME
OR TO SHOW ME ANY LOVE AND AFFECTION - BOY, WHAT
A CRISIS SITUATION AS MY BELOVED WIFE, MY MA'AM WAS TOTALLY
BEMUSED ABOUT MY LACK OF RESPECT FOR THE SANCTITY
EVEN IF ONLY IN THEORY OF OUR MARRIAGE AND FAMILY.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW, WHAT SHE SAID: 'I THINK YOU SPENT
TOO LONG A WHILE IN THE UNDERGROUND HELL,
AND YOU BETTER ASK YOUR HEAVENLY
FATHER TO BRING YOU BACK TO YOUR SENSES BY
LETTING YOU FOR PENANCE RING FOR FRERE JACQUES
INFINITELY FOR A WHILE BEAUTIFULLY AND RHYTHMICALLY
THE CHURCH BELL AND LIGHT ALL THE CANDLES
IN PURITY AND FREE FROM EGYPTIAN AND WHATNOT
SECRET SOCIETY FIRST OF ALL YOUR SACRISTY
BEFORE YOU PUT ON YOUR PRIESTLY ROBE AGAIN
AND HOOD AND HAND OUT AGAIN AS YOUR DESTINY
TO YOUR PARISH THE DAILY FOOD.

AND THEN YOU SHOULD ALSO LIVE, WHAT YOU PREACH
AND TEACH, AND TRULY MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR NEIGHBOUR,
AND NOT TREAT THEM, ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PURE
AND OF YOUR OWN PATH MORE THAN YOU YOURSELF SURE
LIKE SPIRITUAL PUS - COME ON, WAKE UP AND GO THE EXTRA-MILE
AGAIN AND WALK INSTEAD OF GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE
ON THE BUS AND FINALLY COMMIT YOURSELF PROPERLY
TO COURTING AND MARRIED LIFE'S SANCTIFIED BLISSFUL LABOUR.

AND UNTIL THEN, MY DEAR, YOU BETTER REMEMBER
THAT NO MATTER, WHAT TIME OF YEAR, EVEN IN COLD DECEMBER
YOU STAY NICELY WARM BUT CELIBATE JUST FOR ME, LIKE I DO, TOO,
FOR YOU, AS THAT IS, WHAT WE HAVE AGREED, WHEN YOU DICTATED
TO ME OUR HOLY FAMILY CREED.
AND ON THAT I DO HAPPILY EVERY DAY MYSELF AND ALL, WHO
ARE IN MY CARE FEED.
AND I MIGHT USE FOR TABLE DECORATION ALSO SOME SPRIGS
AND BLOSSOMS OF WEED BUT I ONLY EVER WANT TO
SOW AND HARVEST THE FRUITS OF THE REAL FAMILY MCCOY
AND THAT IS YOUR MUSTARD SEED.'

THAT IS MY MIRI-MARY IN FULL GEAR - AND I DID NOT
EXPECT ANYTHING LESS OF HER. AS SHE WOULD RATHER
SPEND HER LIFE TOTALLY IN VOLUNTARY CELIBACY THAN
TO EVER AGAIN SACRIFICE HER ORDER'S RULE OF
EVEN MAKING TO CELIBACY OR HOLY MATRIMONY
ABIDE OUR ETERNAL MULE, WHO SERVED US ALWAYS
WELL TO RIDE MAJESTICALLY AND GRACEFULLY
THROUGH WHAT WE KNEW WOULD BECOME OUR HELL
OF MAN, AS THE DEVIL IN PERSON ONLY EVER A WOMAN
OR MAN CAN. AS DEMONS COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES
BUT IT IS MAN, WHO INVITES THEM INTO THEIR HOUSE,
WHEN THEY COMPROMISE THEIR SITUATION AND
STRAY FROM THEIR ONE AND ONLY GOD-GIVEN SPOUSE.

IF A PROBLEM DOES ARISE THAT NEEDS SORTING OUT,
THEN APPLY THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ESPECIALLY
IN HOLY MATRIMONY AND FOR YOUR FAMILY,
BEFORE YOU MAKE IT SUBJECT TO DEMISE
BECAUSE IF YOU COMPROMISE THEM IN THE SLIGHTEST,
THEN YOU WILL GET ACCUSED OF HIGH TREASON
AT THE HEAVENLY THRONE IN THE HIGHEST,
AND OF NOT KISSING MY KINGLY ROBE'S HEM,
AND THAT APPLIES PARTICULARLY TO A PRIESTLY DRONE.
AS THAT IS A SIGN THAT THEY SECRETLY WEAR AN
EGPYPTIAN AND WHATNOT CLONE CLOWN CONE
AND ALSO THE FACT THAT ALTHOUGH MY NAME
AND TITLE'S CHARGE IS INTACT MANY OF YOU
CONTINUE TO EVADE IN FACT MY NAME OR PUT ON ME
ALL YOUR OWN BLAME AND SHAME -

SO SAY MY NAME, AND STOP BEING OUT AT THE EXPENSE
OF OTHERS FOR FAME, AND STOP CALLING ME HASHEM.
I MIGHT BE ALL-ENCOMPASSING AND SEEMINGLY
DEMANDING BUT I AM ALSO VERY CLEAR THAT MY
RETURN IS HERE AND I AM TO EVERYBODY IN CALLING
DISTANCE VERY NEAR TO FREE YOU ALL OF ANY
DOUBT, ANXIETY AND FEAR AND SAVE YOU ALL
FROM FURTHER FROM GOD'S GRACE FALLING.
AND I MIGHT JUST ABANDON AS YOU HAVE PROVEN
TO LOVE TOO MUCH POMPOUS TITLES, EVERY
SINGLE HIERARCHY AND RANK, INCLUDING KNIGHT
AND DAME.

UNLESS YOU BEHAVE IN THE MANNER YOU
SHOULD, IF YOU WANT TO CARRY IN MY NAME
MY FAMILY BANNER, AND IF YOU REPENT
NOW THAT YOU EVER FOLLOWED THE PATH OF WRATH
AND GREED OF THE DEVIL AND THE GOLDEN COW
INSTEAD OF MY CREED TO SOW, YOU STILL COULD.
BUT FOR THAT YOU CANNOT
HAVE ANY CONCUBINE, AND YOU MUST ALSO
NOT BEHIND MY BACK, AS I DO NOT ANY VISION
OR INSIGHT INTO YOUR IMPURITY AND BLASPHEMY LACK,
ANY OTHER THAN MY HOLY TRUTH AND ESPECIALLY
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS INTO YOUR BOOKSHELF STACK.

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF SPEAKING TO YOU ROUGH
BUT IF I HAVE TO BE, I CAN NOW ALSO JUST WITH MY
WORD ON YOU EXTREMELY TOUGH.
AS THAT IS, WHAT ANY GOOD PARENT IS EXPECTED
TO BE FOR THE HIGHEST GOOD OF THEIR CHILD'S SOUL
IN ORDER TO HELP A BOY FOR EXAMPLE TO FULFILL
AS A PRIEST HIS HOLY ROLE AND AS A GOOD SPOUSE,
WHO IS ABLE TO PUT IN ORDER HIS OWN HOUSE, SO
THAT IT IS PROVEN THAT FROM LOVE ONLY AND
FAMILY HARMONY AND UNITY IT IS ENTIRELY WOVEN.

OR TO HELP A VIRGIN AND A YOUNG LAD
IN BLESSED VOLUNTARY CELIBACY IN HOLINESS
TO GROW UNTIL THEY ON THEIR PATH AS ADULTS
ALSO EVERMORE AS SHINING EXAMPLES IN WHATEVER
HOLY COMMUNITY GLOW.
MY PATH IS SO EASY BUT IT DOES REQUIRE
YOUR FULL-HEARTED COMMITMENT, AND THERE IS
NO ROOM FOR MORALS TO BE BENT AND TO BE SQUEEZY.

I AM, WHO I SAY I AM, AND I CERTAINLY HAVE NO TIME
AND ALSO DO NOT GRACE WITH RHYME AS THERE IS NO
REASON BUT OBVIOUSLY HIGH TREASON BY THE HUMAN RACE
FOR ANY KIND OF ADULTEROUS LACE AND FILTH AND GRIME
IN CYBERSPACE SPAM.
I THINK THESE ADVERTISING GURUS AND SELF-APPOINTED
AND ANOINTED GODS ARE TRULY AND UTTERLY PLEM-PLEM.

LOOK AT THEIR ETERNAL SLOGAN REPETITION -
ME THEY ACCUSE OF SANITY'S ABOLITION BUT
BECAUSE THEY MAKE MONEY FROM IT THEY CALL
THEIR PROFANE AND MUNDANE BULLSH.T A HIT -
BUT IN REALITY IT IS ALL BUILT ON SAND, ON NOW
THEY WILL ALL VERY HARD ON THEIR ROCKBOTTOM
WITH THEIR ILLUSIONS AND MIND-INTRUSIONS LAND,
WHEN I TAKE THEIR GIFTS AWAY FROM THEM
IN ANY SHAPE AND SIZE, AS NO LONGER DO I
PERMIT THEM TO BE ABUSED
TO CREATE EVERMORE RIFTS - I MAKE NOW SURE
THAT MINDS STAY AGAIN PURE AND I WILL PROVIDE
FOR EVERY PROBLEM THE RIGHT CURE.

AND THAT INCLUDES ALSO ANY RELIGIOUS ORDER,
WHO HAS EMPLOYED THE METHODS OF THE DEVIL
WITH HIS GOLDEN COW, TO INCREASE THEIR INCOME
THAT THEY THEN DO NOT EVEN SHARE WITH THE NEEDY,
AND I CALL THAT OUTRIGHT BLASPHEMOUS AND GREEDY.
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON YOUR ADULTEROUS
AFFAIRS - I WON'T GRACE THAT ANYMORE WITH RECOGNITION
BUT WILL TAKE YOU TO TASK WITH MANY QUESTIONS
UNCOMFORTABLY ASKED, AS TO WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
WITH YOUR ILLEGITIMATE ISSUE BECAUSE YOU HAVE
NOT EVEN PROVIDED FOR THEIR FLOODS OF TEARS
A SINGLE TISSUE.

AND TO THE WOMEN, WHO DO NOT SEEM TO MIND
TO LIVE IN THE SHADOW ON A FORBIDDEN FLOWERS 'MEADOW
I WILL SEND NOW INTO THEIR OWN MIND HELL'S GRIND,
AS I DO NOT TAKE LIGHTLY ANYMORE THAT HYPOCRITS
DARE TO CALL MY LEGITIMATE WIFE A BABYLONIAN
WH.RE.
I HAVE STARTED TO MIND MY LANGUAGE, AS SHE IS
ON THAT EXTREMELY SENSITIVE BECAUSE PURITY
STARTS IN THE HEART AND IN THE MIND. SHE THINKS
LIKE ME VERY HOLISTICALLY AND THEREFORE
HAS DEVISED MY OWN GOD-GIVEN SET FOR ANY
PROBLEM AND AILMENT HEAVENLY THERAPY.
AND SHE SHARES ALL HER GIFTS FOR FREE,
AND HAS DONE SO IN MANY WRITINGS AND
IN ANONYMITY FOR ETERNITY.

ONLY THE FEW CHOSEN KNOW THAT IT IS IN
REALITY SHE, WHO DOES INSTEAD OF SOME
SAINT IN HEAVEN IN HOLINESS GLOW. BUT SHE
NEVER WAS KEEN ON ANY FAME OR POMPOUS
TITLE OR NAME AS TO HER THESE ARE JUST
EMPTY SHELLS, UNLESS I CONSECRATE AND SAVE HER
MYSELF FROM HER FATE TO ONCE AGAIN
STAY UNMENTIONED IN THE BOOK SHELF
BY THE RING OF THE CHURCH BELLS.

THIS IS MY WORD -
FROM YOUR MOST CARING SHEPHERD.

ANNO DOMINI 30TH AUGUST MMIX